Hornet would like to know your location. Why? Don't worry about it, I'm sure you could take her.

huh, didn't realize pew had a paywall. the most relevant graph for this question.

smh, not enough time spent pondering

Conda is my preferred solution too, but part of the problem at this point is this xkcd.

saw someone point out this resemblance at one point, and I can't unsee it