some band-aid types should not exist. they are an insult to my wounds

the first time i heard of the song "911 is a joke" was in 2003 on a file sharing app. def thought Public Enemy was coming hard and early with the 9/11 material until i listened to it.

i like Bluesky a lot but i can never forgive it for getting ELO stuck in my head multiple times per day.

music sucks!!

Love feels like one of those bands a bunch of snooty hipsters (including me) got really into 20 years ago but now that their songs play in every 60s Spotify Radio mix you can imagine no one actually wants to hear their shit ever again.

it really sucks that when people say "traditional values" they never mean going back to this.

for at least two weeks after a movie comes out every social media post should be required to open with

THE FOLLOWING POST IS ABOUT THE MOVIE ___________!

weirdly Jury Duty (the tv show) is a million times worse than Jury Duty (the social obligation).

now that the reviews have started coming out and seemingly every person i follow on lboxd and twitter is loving that Barbie movie i'm getting the old itch to buy a ticket and sit down with my biggest Bad Time hat on.

i consider not doing this extreme personal growth.

still makes me laugh that almost every time I've opened facebook for the last 10 years it immediately shows the same person in People You May Know.

yes i know that person and there's a perfectly fine reason we are not friends.

it's been a real relief on Bluesky that I haven't seen even one engagement post with the format

"what's a _________? I'll start"

*posts dumb image example for max visibility*

cool to see the DEA be the one getting busted for once

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

need to follow more europeans so i have some good posts to wake up to

barbie and oppenheimer are coming out on the same day

Who has been your favorite actor-director pairing since 2000? (At least 3 films together.)