Greyland
@wastedelegance.bsky.social
Artist | Illustrator | Hurricane
Senior Content Designer in FinTech.
House Atreides.
www.lisamarieforde.com
Senior Content Designer in FinTech.
House Atreides.
www.lisamarieforde.com
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
Designers and stockists of "Tall" clothing lines are such fucking cowards. Honestly. Where are all the floral jeans at?
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Designers and stockists of "Tall" clothing lines are such fucking cowards. Honestly. Where are all the floral jeans at?
I'm drinking gin and reading. By a fire. Happy my Friday.
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm drinking gin and reading. By a fire. Happy my Friday.
Feel like Opalite is a test and challenge of our singing along powers.
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Feel like Opalite is a test and challenge of our singing along powers.
Don't die for your country. Do your homework for your country.
September 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't die for your country. Do your homework for your country.
Stupid and lazy people need to stop speaking with authority using words they have read from ChatGPT.
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stupid and lazy people need to stop speaking with authority using words they have read from ChatGPT.
Jeremiah Fisher is a total knob.
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Jeremiah Fisher is a total knob.
TSITP: Taylor was all of us when she said "FUCKK"
August 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
TSITP: Taylor was all of us when she said "FUCKK"
Seriously though. South Park was great.
July 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Seriously though. South Park was great.
The Queen wearing a leather belt with a chain just confirms that she and I have the exact same taste in clothes. We're the same height and size. The things I'd do to borrow her entire wardrobe.
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Queen wearing a leather belt with a chain just confirms that she and I have the exact same taste in clothes. We're the same height and size. The things I'd do to borrow her entire wardrobe.
Seriously, historic. Studiable. Fantastic.
July 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Seriously, historic. Studiable. Fantastic.
South Park is some of the greatest art of our generation.
July 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
South Park is some of the greatest art of our generation.
I'm in Swindon for work. Of all the godforsaken places on Earth. pray for me.
July 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm in Swindon for work. Of all the godforsaken places on Earth. pray for me.
Today in cottage news:
1. A dining room switch round
2. A new colour on the back door
3. A blueberry and *homegrown* rhubarb meringue pie.
4. The rhubarb. Going mad.
1. A dining room switch round
2. A new colour on the back door
3. A blueberry and *homegrown* rhubarb meringue pie.
4. The rhubarb. Going mad.
June 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Today in cottage news:
1. A dining room switch round
2. A new colour on the back door
3. A blueberry and *homegrown* rhubarb meringue pie.
4. The rhubarb. Going mad.
1. A dining room switch round
2. A new colour on the back door
3. A blueberry and *homegrown* rhubarb meringue pie.
4. The rhubarb. Going mad.
Since I stopped feeling like I constantly need to prove myself by outworking everyone, I've woken up bored of employment. I just want to be a garden cottage goblin.
June 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Since I stopped feeling like I constantly need to prove myself by outworking everyone, I've woken up bored of employment. I just want to be a garden cottage goblin.
The guest bedroom is looking dreamy.
May 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The guest bedroom is looking dreamy.
Absolutely buzzing for The Queen
May 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Absolutely buzzing for The Queen
8 years together. Crazy.
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
8 years together. Crazy.
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The number of cis women I know who have had bother in toilets from Genital Weirdos far, far outweighs the number of cis women I know who have been harassed by trans women in toilets.
I know everyone knows this, but all this is is punishment for not conforming to sufficient standards of femininity.
I know everyone knows this, but all this is is punishment for not conforming to sufficient standards of femininity.
Front page of the Daily Telegraph. Shops and leisure centres can do this if they want. They will get sued.
May 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The number of cis women I know who have had bother in toilets from Genital Weirdos far, far outweighs the number of cis women I know who have been harassed by trans women in toilets.
I know everyone knows this, but all this is is punishment for not conforming to sufficient standards of femininity.
I know everyone knows this, but all this is is punishment for not conforming to sufficient standards of femininity.
Trimmed the hedge yesterday and put my shoulder out.
This is 37.
This is 37.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Trimmed the hedge yesterday and put my shoulder out.
This is 37.
This is 37.
I've dipped into my narnia wardrobe, and I'm #selling some of my #vintage clothes. Starting with this beauty. www.vinted.co.uk/items/632626...
Vintage sequin waistcoat
Vintage sequin and satin waistcoat. Hook and eye fastening. Adjustable tightness at the back. Beautiful silver, gold and black sequins. Size 10/12.
www.vinted.co.uk
May 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I've dipped into my narnia wardrobe, and I'm #selling some of my #vintage clothes. Starting with this beauty. www.vinted.co.uk/items/632626...
The new @mileycyrus.bsky.social album is, so far, an absolute stunner.
May 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The new @mileycyrus.bsky.social album is, so far, an absolute stunner.
A bird and a live rabbit this morning from Persephone the huntress. Dear oh dear.
May 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A bird and a live rabbit this morning from Persephone the huntress. Dear oh dear.