Lisa Jayne
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wasted.bsky.social
Lisa Jayne
@wasted.bsky.social
Keep your friends tight
And your trucks loose

senior application analyst | salesforce admin | skate life | slappin' bass | gamer
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
White faced grey herons live in our pine trees, and we have a ruru/morepork in the eucalyptus across the road.

Yeah, life is good.
July 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Surprised by @rossmcdougall.bsky.social with tickets to see Labyrinth on the big screen!

What a honey, after I was walking around the house singing Magic Dance to the cats last night
July 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Working hard, resilience, compassion and enthusiasm sure pay off.

No one has ever seen someone move from helpdesk to a senior role so quickly 🙈

They're hoping to position me towards a product manager role over the next couple of years 😁
June 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
June 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
First burlesque performance down, here's a quick selfie from being at the door, taking a few door sales and not having any pockets 😅
June 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Really excited to announce that today I reached my fundraising target!

Massive thank you to my friends and coworkers that donated, I managed to raise over $300 in just 24 hours - that's crazy!

Big energy and much love to the rainbow community, from our hearts to yours ♥️
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
EXCITING UPDATE 📢

I’m proud to announce that I’ve raised $400 for Sweat with Pride, to fund life-changing support services for Rainbow Kiwis.

Can you help me crack $500? If you can donate just $30 I’ll be SO GRATEFUL – and $50 or $100 would be even better 😉

www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just a girl having her breakfast in the sun
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
June 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Day one of #sweatwithpride done, by re-starting the Couch to 5k training plan again.

Really hoping to commit myself to healthier, active habits ❤️🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'ma live out my cowgirl dreams!

Just need to add the fringe to the top - had to try everything on and make sure it fit first!
May 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Turns out if I need confidence for dance and burlesque, I gotta do my makeup.
May 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Got ChatGPT to help me put my envision my first burlesque costume before I receive it in the post 😅

We need a long sleeve button up shirt and I can't find a pink one so black it is, will add a pink fringe to it.
May 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bought Ross a new mobo and CPU for an early birthday present.

Just need to connect the fans (which use molex wtf) and his PSU doesn't have molex.
May 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Shout out to my burlesque girls who said I don't look nearly old enough to have a 15 year old.

Thank you.

I don't drink or smoke, La Roche-Possay carries me and I finally got my adult acne under control in my mid-30s.
💅🏻

I think I look my age most days but some days I wake up like this 🤷🏻‍♀️
May 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Lazy Sunday, spent doing a clean Windows install, converting my OS drive to UEFI instead of MBR.

Spent being mansplained to by the guy in the appliance shop.

The same one I worked in before shifting to IT.
May 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My first complete PC build, I'm so proud!
May 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Seems like forever ago, deadlifting 130kg/286lb.

My PB was 137.5kg/303lb, over double my body weight.

Then I dislocated my knee and ruptured my MPFL during a roller derby accident 💀
April 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Let it be known, New Plymouth is my new favourite city.

Vinyl Countdown is my new favourite shop. A *real* music shop, like back in the day.

Alas, my remote for my stereo is long gone so no CDs for me, but I got Pixies and Ghost shirts, and Type O Negative shirts for my partner and teenager.
April 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Surprised my kid with some sticker paper and they busted this out!

Reckon it's time they start doing commissions 👀
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
One day, my kid might lose interest in our Easter tradition - going for a walk and getting amongst nature.

I hope they don't.

This year, it was Marokopa Falls.
April 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Gang gang, I'd already started gearing down 😂
April 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
There's an op shop in Waihi and I swear it's 50% cats.
April 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
@zznate.bsky.social but you have to watch the whole thing
February 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM