Lisa Jayne
@wasted.bsky.social
Keep your friends tight
And your trucks loose
senior application analyst | salesforce admin | skate life | slappin' bass | gamer
And your trucks loose
senior application analyst | salesforce admin | skate life | slappin' bass | gamer
Honestly, so cool to be building the central platform for our kaitono, tauira and kaimahi to use.
I know I'm doing baby stuff like permission sets, fields and inserting custom records to things but I'm doing my part, I swear 🥺
Most of my time is consumed by getting confused by VS Code.
I know I'm doing baby stuff like permission sets, fields and inserting custom records to things but I'm doing my part, I swear 🥺
Most of my time is consumed by getting confused by VS Code.
August 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Honestly, so cool to be building the central platform for our kaitono, tauira and kaimahi to use.
I know I'm doing baby stuff like permission sets, fields and inserting custom records to things but I'm doing my part, I swear 🥺
Most of my time is consumed by getting confused by VS Code.
I know I'm doing baby stuff like permission sets, fields and inserting custom records to things but I'm doing my part, I swear 🥺
Most of my time is consumed by getting confused by VS Code.
I've hit the ground running in my new role.
We have a team of developers on board implimenting Education Cloud and I've been roped in to help them - my role has become a hybrid of Salesforce admin and developer.
The thought of it terrified me, with zero experience, but I'm crushing it haha
We have a team of developers on board implimenting Education Cloud and I've been roped in to help them - my role has become a hybrid of Salesforce admin and developer.
The thought of it terrified me, with zero experience, but I'm crushing it haha
August 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I've hit the ground running in my new role.
We have a team of developers on board implimenting Education Cloud and I've been roped in to help them - my role has become a hybrid of Salesforce admin and developer.
The thought of it terrified me, with zero experience, but I'm crushing it haha
We have a team of developers on board implimenting Education Cloud and I've been roped in to help them - my role has become a hybrid of Salesforce admin and developer.
The thought of it terrified me, with zero experience, but I'm crushing it haha
White faced grey herons live in our pine trees, and we have a ruru/morepork in the eucalyptus across the road.
Yeah, life is good.
Yeah, life is good.
July 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
White faced grey herons live in our pine trees, and we have a ruru/morepork in the eucalyptus across the road.
Yeah, life is good.
Yeah, life is good.
I admit I was obsessed with DDR when I was like 20.
I entered - and won - tournaments at our local arcade.
But why did I always seem to get some stupid Captain Jack song on reverse with weird arrows.
I entered - and won - tournaments at our local arcade.
But why did I always seem to get some stupid Captain Jack song on reverse with weird arrows.
July 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I admit I was obsessed with DDR when I was like 20.
I entered - and won - tournaments at our local arcade.
But why did I always seem to get some stupid Captain Jack song on reverse with weird arrows.
I entered - and won - tournaments at our local arcade.
But why did I always seem to get some stupid Captain Jack song on reverse with weird arrows.
Surprised by @rossmcdougall.bsky.social with tickets to see Labyrinth on the big screen!
What a honey, after I was walking around the house singing Magic Dance to the cats last night
What a honey, after I was walking around the house singing Magic Dance to the cats last night
July 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Surprised by @rossmcdougall.bsky.social with tickets to see Labyrinth on the big screen!
What a honey, after I was walking around the house singing Magic Dance to the cats last night
What a honey, after I was walking around the house singing Magic Dance to the cats last night
Working hard, resilience, compassion and enthusiasm sure pay off.
No one has ever seen someone move from helpdesk to a senior role so quickly 🙈
They're hoping to position me towards a product manager role over the next couple of years 😁
No one has ever seen someone move from helpdesk to a senior role so quickly 🙈
They're hoping to position me towards a product manager role over the next couple of years 😁
June 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Working hard, resilience, compassion and enthusiasm sure pay off.
No one has ever seen someone move from helpdesk to a senior role so quickly 🙈
They're hoping to position me towards a product manager role over the next couple of years 😁
No one has ever seen someone move from helpdesk to a senior role so quickly 🙈
They're hoping to position me towards a product manager role over the next couple of years 😁
Would much rather celebrate Matariki than King's Birthday tbh.
June 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Would much rather celebrate Matariki than King's Birthday tbh.
Finally have my stage name, too!
Time for a blast from your pasties, certainly not a matinee for your mother..
Titty Bang Bang is here ❤️
Time for a blast from your pasties, certainly not a matinee for your mother..
Titty Bang Bang is here ❤️
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally have my stage name, too!
Time for a blast from your pasties, certainly not a matinee for your mother..
Titty Bang Bang is here ❤️
Time for a blast from your pasties, certainly not a matinee for your mother..
Titty Bang Bang is here ❤️
First burlesque performance down, here's a quick selfie from being at the door, taking a few door sales and not having any pockets 😅
June 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
First burlesque performance down, here's a quick selfie from being at the door, taking a few door sales and not having any pockets 😅
In other news, I'm excited that I remembered to put the garden waste bin out today.
It was chocka with branches from pruning the fruit trees then ripping out 90% of one of the gardens.. I've still got two more gardens to go, then planning what to plant to compliment the fruit trees ☺️
It was chocka with branches from pruning the fruit trees then ripping out 90% of one of the gardens.. I've still got two more gardens to go, then planning what to plant to compliment the fruit trees ☺️
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In other news, I'm excited that I remembered to put the garden waste bin out today.
It was chocka with branches from pruning the fruit trees then ripping out 90% of one of the gardens.. I've still got two more gardens to go, then planning what to plant to compliment the fruit trees ☺️
It was chocka with branches from pruning the fruit trees then ripping out 90% of one of the gardens.. I've still got two more gardens to go, then planning what to plant to compliment the fruit trees ☺️
Tumour marker bloods now done, and MRI is booked in for Sunday (never heard of an appointment like that on a weekend but whatevs).
Class tomorrow
Showcase this weekend (tickets now sold out!)
Dentist on Monday
Waiata practice on Wednesday
Job interview on Thursday
Thank GOD for calendar apps 😭
Class tomorrow
Showcase this weekend (tickets now sold out!)
Dentist on Monday
Waiata practice on Wednesday
Job interview on Thursday
Thank GOD for calendar apps 😭
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tumour marker bloods now done, and MRI is booked in for Sunday (never heard of an appointment like that on a weekend but whatevs).
Class tomorrow
Showcase this weekend (tickets now sold out!)
Dentist on Monday
Waiata practice on Wednesday
Job interview on Thursday
Thank GOD for calendar apps 😭
Class tomorrow
Showcase this weekend (tickets now sold out!)
Dentist on Monday
Waiata practice on Wednesday
Job interview on Thursday
Thank GOD for calendar apps 😭
I pulled my neck doing a hair whip at burlesque last night.
Too old to be sexy.
Too old to be sexy.
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I pulled my neck doing a hair whip at burlesque last night.
Too old to be sexy.
Too old to be sexy.
I've been shortlisted for a senior application analyst role 👀
June 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've been shortlisted for a senior application analyst role 👀
It's 1am and I've just finished sewing all the fringe to my "cowboy" shirt cos I have dress rehearsal tomorrow before my showcase on Saturday.
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June 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's 1am and I've just finished sewing all the fringe to my "cowboy" shirt cos I have dress rehearsal tomorrow before my showcase on Saturday.
💀
💀
Really excited to announce that today I reached my fundraising target!
Massive thank you to my friends and coworkers that donated, I managed to raise over $300 in just 24 hours - that's crazy!
Big energy and much love to the rainbow community, from our hearts to yours ♥️
Massive thank you to my friends and coworkers that donated, I managed to raise over $300 in just 24 hours - that's crazy!
Big energy and much love to the rainbow community, from our hearts to yours ♥️
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Really excited to announce that today I reached my fundraising target!
Massive thank you to my friends and coworkers that donated, I managed to raise over $300 in just 24 hours - that's crazy!
Big energy and much love to the rainbow community, from our hearts to yours ♥️
Massive thank you to my friends and coworkers that donated, I managed to raise over $300 in just 24 hours - that's crazy!
Big energy and much love to the rainbow community, from our hearts to yours ♥️
EXCITING UPDATE 📢
I’m proud to announce that I’ve raised $400 for Sweat with Pride, to fund life-changing support services for Rainbow Kiwis.
Can you help me crack $500? If you can donate just $30 I’ll be SO GRATEFUL – and $50 or $100 would be even better 😉
www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
I’m proud to announce that I’ve raised $400 for Sweat with Pride, to fund life-changing support services for Rainbow Kiwis.
Can you help me crack $500? If you can donate just $30 I’ll be SO GRATEFUL – and $50 or $100 would be even better 😉
www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
EXCITING UPDATE 📢
I’m proud to announce that I’ve raised $400 for Sweat with Pride, to fund life-changing support services for Rainbow Kiwis.
Can you help me crack $500? If you can donate just $30 I’ll be SO GRATEFUL – and $50 or $100 would be even better 😉
www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
I’m proud to announce that I’ve raised $400 for Sweat with Pride, to fund life-changing support services for Rainbow Kiwis.
Can you help me crack $500? If you can donate just $30 I’ll be SO GRATEFUL – and $50 or $100 would be even better 😉
www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
Just a girl having her breakfast in the sun
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just a girl having her breakfast in the sun
June 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Day one of #sweatwithpride done, by re-starting the Couch to 5k training plan again.
Really hoping to commit myself to healthier, active habits ❤️🏳️🌈
Really hoping to commit myself to healthier, active habits ❤️🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Day one of #sweatwithpride done, by re-starting the Couch to 5k training plan again.
Really hoping to commit myself to healthier, active habits ❤️🏳️🌈
Really hoping to commit myself to healthier, active habits ❤️🏳️🌈
I'ma live out my cowgirl dreams!
Just need to add the fringe to the top - had to try everything on and make sure it fit first!
Just need to add the fringe to the top - had to try everything on and make sure it fit first!
May 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I'ma live out my cowgirl dreams!
Just need to add the fringe to the top - had to try everything on and make sure it fit first!
Just need to add the fringe to the top - had to try everything on and make sure it fit first!
Everything arrived, just waiting on the fringe.
I think hot pants are my new favourite thing to wear 😂
I think hot pants are my new favourite thing to wear 😂
Got ChatGPT to help me put my envision my first burlesque costume before I receive it in the post 😅
We need a long sleeve button up shirt and I can't find a pink one so black it is, will add a pink fringe to it.
We need a long sleeve button up shirt and I can't find a pink one so black it is, will add a pink fringe to it.
May 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Everything arrived, just waiting on the fringe.
I think hot pants are my new favourite thing to wear 😂
I think hot pants are my new favourite thing to wear 😂
Proud mum here to say my kid has already gained half of their Level 1 NCEA credits, with a quarter of them with excellence.
Teachers note that they're a respectful, polite, quiet, personable and well-liked student.
Yooo I birthed and raised that kid 90% on my own ☺️☺️
Teachers note that they're a respectful, polite, quiet, personable and well-liked student.
Yooo I birthed and raised that kid 90% on my own ☺️☺️
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Proud mum here to say my kid has already gained half of their Level 1 NCEA credits, with a quarter of them with excellence.
Teachers note that they're a respectful, polite, quiet, personable and well-liked student.
Yooo I birthed and raised that kid 90% on my own ☺️☺️
Teachers note that they're a respectful, polite, quiet, personable and well-liked student.
Yooo I birthed and raised that kid 90% on my own ☺️☺️
Turns out if I need confidence for dance and burlesque, I gotta do my makeup.
May 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Turns out if I need confidence for dance and burlesque, I gotta do my makeup.