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Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
of course some jerk will post this: www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
of course some jerk will post this: www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yoda is not available.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yoda is not available.
Against lockdowns, for herd immunity, now against mRNA vaccines - this Trump thing better pay off, or I'm unemployable.
𝑏𝑦 𝐽𝑎𝑦 𝐵ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑦𝑎
𝑏𝑦 𝐽𝑎𝑦 𝐵ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑦𝑎
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Against lockdowns, for herd immunity, now against mRNA vaccines - this Trump thing better pay off, or I'm unemployable.
𝑏𝑦 𝐽𝑎𝑦 𝐵ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑦𝑎
𝑏𝑦 𝐽𝑎𝑦 𝐵ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑦𝑎
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August 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒊 𝑯𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒅: 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 '𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏' 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓.
August 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒊 𝑯𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒅: 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 '𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏' 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓.
can guarantee you this New Yorker will not buy a Tesla. Some around here are embarrassed - witness this Model Y with a swapped Subaru badge.
August 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
can guarantee you this New Yorker will not buy a Tesla. Some around here are embarrassed - witness this Model Y with a swapped Subaru badge.
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August 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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