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Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
tell me without words that you have no idea how drug trafficking works.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
tell me without words that you have no idea how drug trafficking works.
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
that's a Plymouth Valiant for those of you keeping score at home. Another dead Detroit nameplate.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
that's a Plymouth Valiant for those of you keeping score at home. Another dead Detroit nameplate.
that shirt gives off a prison vibe for sure.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
that shirt gives off a prison vibe for sure.
and Molly Ivins would have left a bleeding stump.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
and Molly Ivins would have left a bleeding stump.
this was, in a word, predictable.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this was, in a word, predictable.
maybe we'll buy the soybeans and give them to Argentina?
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
maybe we'll buy the soybeans and give them to Argentina?
if Trump wanted to do something useful he could get on Gary Oldman to get a Smiley's People movie made.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
if Trump wanted to do something useful he could get on Gary Oldman to get a Smiley's People movie made.
this is called the Full Ghosn when executed properly.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this is called the Full Ghosn when executed properly.
He is the Tommy Tuberville of public health.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He is the Tommy Tuberville of public health.
you can do both!
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
you can do both!
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social has written about this for years, yet few listened: they mean to strip the country for parts, sell them, and burn down what has no value for them.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social has written about this for years, yet few listened: they mean to strip the country for parts, sell them, and burn down what has no value for them.
Sinema and Fetterman are disappointing in different and unique ways, unlike Schumer, Gillibrand, Durban, Shaheen, Hassan, et seq., who are disappointing consistently and predictably. Is there no end to any of it?
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sinema and Fetterman are disappointing in different and unique ways, unlike Schumer, Gillibrand, Durban, Shaheen, Hassan, et seq., who are disappointing consistently and predictably. Is there no end to any of it?
there's a spongeworthy joke in there somewhere, but I am not going to go there.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
there's a spongeworthy joke in there somewhere, but I am not going to go there.
Mamdani invoking a bit of Fiorello La Guardia would be a good thing in these dark times. Just no need to read the "funny papers" over the "radio" to the children anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Mamdani invoking a bit of Fiorello La Guardia would be a good thing in these dark times. Just no need to read the "funny papers" over the "radio" to the children anymore.
with unintended accuracy no doubt.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
with unintended accuracy no doubt.
updated my vaccine card even when it was no longer cool. So there!
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
updated my vaccine card even when it was no longer cool. So there!