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All about that #DadLife, sports & critical thinking. Twitter refugee looking for what that place used to be. Spent 19 years as a Florida Man and lived to tell about it. Dogs rule. Make America a Democracy Again. I get the show.
Easily one of the oddest local ads I've seen in the mail.
I guess these people are "breaking through" something, but some of the expressions ... wow. I can't stop looking at it and wondering what the thought process was.
I guess these people are "breaking through" something, but some of the expressions ... wow. I can't stop looking at it and wondering what the thought process was.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Easily one of the oddest local ads I've seen in the mail.
I guess these people are "breaking through" something, but some of the expressions ... wow. I can't stop looking at it and wondering what the thought process was.
I guess these people are "breaking through" something, but some of the expressions ... wow. I can't stop looking at it and wondering what the thought process was.
Pretty sure the 9-hole track in town has taken the "F it, we're going au natural" approach with its greens, with any legit cold weather at least 4-6 weeks away. 😄😄😄
(Yes, that was crime tape roping off half of one green ... and a shoeprint in sand on another)
(Yes, that was crime tape roping off half of one green ... and a shoeprint in sand on another)
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pretty sure the 9-hole track in town has taken the "F it, we're going au natural" approach with its greens, with any legit cold weather at least 4-6 weeks away. 😄😄😄
(Yes, that was crime tape roping off half of one green ... and a shoeprint in sand on another)
(Yes, that was crime tape roping off half of one green ... and a shoeprint in sand on another)
At Busch on a hot, humid night with literally dozens of others ... and at least eight (8) people wearing So Taguchi jerseys.
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
At Busch on a hot, humid night with literally dozens of others ... and at least eight (8) people wearing So Taguchi jerseys.
Had no idea Walmart sold R-rated grapes
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Had no idea Walmart sold R-rated grapes
Always fun to go to the stadium bathroom on a humid 95° night and be offered a chance to let everyone know your man-bits may not be what you'd like.
July 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Always fun to go to the stadium bathroom on a humid 95° night and be offered a chance to let everyone know your man-bits may not be what you'd like.
Ha ha, very funny: The Onion has apparently figured out how to send AP-branded push alerts to my phone
May 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ha ha, very funny: The Onion has apparently figured out how to send AP-branded push alerts to my phone
Why do major networks and sports websites show regular season records when listing NHL playoff games, but don't do that for NBA games? I've seen the same thing for scorelines at the bottom of the screen on ESPN, FS1, Fox, even regional sports networks.
May 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why do major networks and sports websites show regular season records when listing NHL playoff games, but don't do that for NBA games? I've seen the same thing for scorelines at the bottom of the screen on ESPN, FS1, Fox, even regional sports networks.
It's 256 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, we're at a youth baseball practice, it's almost dark... and we're not wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Hit it.
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's 256 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, we're at a youth baseball practice, it's almost dark... and we're not wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Finished work to find this on the counter. Who wants bluish-yellow pellets? Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Finished work to find this on the counter. Who wants bluish-yellow pellets? Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Good to see Brawndo has sponsored the elementary school science fair. #IdiocracyWasADemocracy
#ItHasElectrolytes
#ItHasElectrolytes
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Good to see Brawndo has sponsored the elementary school science fair. #IdiocracyWasADemocracy
#ItHasElectrolytes
#ItHasElectrolytes
What, you guys couldn't work Backseat Freestyle into your push alert?
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What, you guys couldn't work Backseat Freestyle into your push alert?
I'm at a complete loss for both how willfully ignorant a large chunk of Americans are and what it will take to restore some semblance of a democracy -- or if that's even possible in my lifetime at this point anymore.
January 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm at a complete loss for both how willfully ignorant a large chunk of Americans are and what it will take to restore some semblance of a democracy -- or if that's even possible in my lifetime at this point anymore.
This semifinal tonight has some very strong 2021 Illinois-Penn State vibes
9OTs for a trip to the final, anyone?
9OTs for a trip to the final, anyone?
January 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This semifinal tonight has some very strong 2021 Illinois-Penn State vibes
9OTs for a trip to the final, anyone?
9OTs for a trip to the final, anyone?
Walmart checkout loaded with purple glitter. I can only assume the Sarah pornbots that mass followed me earlier today are now stalking me in real life and leaving souvenirs. You can have my Big Dad Energy, but you will not get my cash, "Sarah(s)"
Do not try to dance around the issue.
Do not try to dance around the issue.
January 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Walmart checkout loaded with purple glitter. I can only assume the Sarah pornbots that mass followed me earlier today are now stalking me in real life and leaving souvenirs. You can have my Big Dad Energy, but you will not get my cash, "Sarah(s)"
Do not try to dance around the issue.
Do not try to dance around the issue.
It's my lucky day! I've been followed by five different Sarahs in the past 45 minutes.
Welcome, bots. Prepare to be wowed by Big Dad Energy.
Welcome, bots. Prepare to be wowed by Big Dad Energy.
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's my lucky day! I've been followed by five different Sarahs in the past 45 minutes.
Welcome, bots. Prepare to be wowed by Big Dad Energy.
Welcome, bots. Prepare to be wowed by Big Dad Energy.
The WHAT driving school is closed now?
January 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The WHAT driving school is closed now?
Wait... the what now?
coffee for and from humans
coffee for and from humans
January 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wait... the what now?
coffee for and from humans
coffee for and from humans
Holy crap, it finally happened: The Onion IS real life!
Not gonna lie -- this actually made me snort laugh out loud.
Not gonna lie -- this actually made me snort laugh out loud.
November 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Holy crap, it finally happened: The Onion IS real life!
Not gonna lie -- this actually made me snort laugh out loud.
Not gonna lie -- this actually made me snort laugh out loud.