Snark Attack
@washed-blue.bsky.social
All about that #DadLife, sports & critical thinking. Twitter refugee looking for what that place used to be. Spent 19 years as a Florida Man and lived to tell about it. Dogs rule. Make America a Democracy Again. I get the show.
These two crazy college football wins brought, apparently, by all glory to God and a lot of brotherhood
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
These two crazy college football wins brought, apparently, by all glory to God and a lot of brotherhood
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This will be an awesome bar trivia answer some day
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This will be an awesome bar trivia answer some day
Holy shit. We all just saw two things inside of an hour I'm pretty sure no college football fan seriously thought they'd ever see -- Indiana and Duke both just won their football conference championship games.
And now an FIVE-loss team is in the playoff. Perfect. No notes.
And now an FIVE-loss team is in the playoff. Perfect. No notes.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Holy shit. We all just saw two things inside of an hour I'm pretty sure no college football fan seriously thought they'd ever see -- Indiana and Duke both just won their football conference championship games.
And now an FIVE-loss team is in the playoff. Perfect. No notes.
And now an FIVE-loss team is in the playoff. Perfect. No notes.
BAHAHAHA. Duke's actually gonna end up winning this, aren't they?
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
BAHAHAHA. Duke's actually gonna end up winning this, aren't they?
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the happiest man in the world
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the happiest man in the world
Great comparison, just with more God references.
Fernando Mendoza, absolute psycho. Like seeing Steve Ballmer in college
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Great comparison, just with more God references.
Curt Cignetti seems like a hell of a coach ... and a hell of wack job socially. Like, man, it's really OK to crack a smile and enjoy a big win for a moment.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Curt Cignetti seems like a hell of a coach ... and a hell of wack job socially. Like, man, it's really OK to crack a smile and enjoy a big win for a moment.
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
This really nails it with The Chair Company.
The most Tim Robinson of Tim Robinson shows.
The most Tim Robinson of Tim Robinson shows.
the chair company feels like there was a gas leak in the writers’ room the entire time (complimentary)
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This really nails it with The Chair Company.
The most Tim Robinson of Tim Robinson shows.
The most Tim Robinson of Tim Robinson shows.
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respect the news for saying “RIP to him but this photo’s gold”
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
respect the news for saying “RIP to him but this photo’s gold”
And like Pac-12 After Dark, it ends with a knocked down pass that should have been an easy score for a win and an instant storming of the field.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
And like Pac-12 After Dark, it ends with a knocked down pass that should have been an easy score for a win and an instant storming of the field.
Bahahahhah! Of course they score on fourth down.
Go for 2, man!
Go for 2, man!
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bahahahhah! Of course they score on fourth down.
Go for 2, man!
Go for 2, man!
This game has been embodied with the spirit of Pac-12 AfterDark(tm)
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This game has been embodied with the spirit of Pac-12 AfterDark(tm)
the classic "nononononono...yes, first down and out of bounds!"
QB draw what the hell is that play call?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the classic "nononononono...yes, first down and out of bounds!"
Damn, the Commanders just won't go away in this one. Questionable flags, receivers slipping and a backup QB ... and they still have a legit chance late in the 4th.
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Damn, the Commanders just won't go away in this one. Questionable flags, receivers slipping and a backup QB ... and they still have a legit chance late in the 4th.
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Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔
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One by one, each of the nine prisoners appeared virtually before a special panel of the Louisiana parole board.
“Today you’ve been paroled,” the chair said at the end of every hearing, “to go straight into an ICE facility for deportation.”
With @veritenews.org
“Today you’ve been paroled,” the chair said at the end of every hearing, “to go straight into an ICE facility for deportation.”
With @veritenews.org
Louisiana Made It Nearly Impossible to Get Parole. Now It’s Releasing Prisoners to Deport Them.
Gov. Jeff Landry eliminated parole for prisoners arrested after Aug. 1, 2024, and tightened eligibility rules for those already in prison. Then he set all of that aside for one group: undocumented imm...
www.propublica.org
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One by one, each of the nine prisoners appeared virtually before a special panel of the Louisiana parole board.
“Today you’ve been paroled,” the chair said at the end of every hearing, “to go straight into an ICE facility for deportation.”
With @veritenews.org
“Today you’ve been paroled,” the chair said at the end of every hearing, “to go straight into an ICE facility for deportation.”
With @veritenews.org
I see Max Brosmer graduated from the Kirk Cousins Must Never Throw the Ball Away or Take a Sack Academy.
two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I see Max Brosmer graduated from the Kirk Cousins Must Never Throw the Ball Away or Take a Sack Academy.
Sure, Falcons-Jets is close, but it also has the level of play you see when the third-stringers play the second half of the preseason opener.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sure, Falcons-Jets is close, but it also has the level of play you see when the third-stringers play the second half of the preseason opener.
Correction: LOLphins
LOLsaints
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Correction: LOLphins
Saints-Dolphins and Falcons-Jets on a split screen is the definition of an NFL RedZone Witching Hour from Hell
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saints-Dolphins and Falcons-Jets on a split screen is the definition of an NFL RedZone Witching Hour from Hell
Hey RedZone, stop forcing so much Falcons-Jets on us.
I don't care if it's the only close game left. No one deserves that kind of broadcast crime.
I don't care if it's the only close game left. No one deserves that kind of broadcast crime.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hey RedZone, stop forcing so much Falcons-Jets on us.
I don't care if it's the only close game left. No one deserves that kind of broadcast crime.
I don't care if it's the only close game left. No one deserves that kind of broadcast crime.
The lens of the end zone cam at Illinois is so wet that the view through the goal posts looks like a fun-house mirror.
I think the extra point was good, but tough to tell.
I think the extra point was good, but tough to tell.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The lens of the end zone cam at Illinois is so wet that the view through the goal posts looks like a fun-house mirror.
I think the extra point was good, but tough to tell.
I think the extra point was good, but tough to tell.