WriterWarren
@warrenshaver.bsky.social
Writer of horror. Designer of board games. Donut connoisseur. Salty. He/Him 🏳️🌈 When abstraction sets to killing you, you’ve got to get busy with it.
tl;dr: Blood money is still money. I mean, I can still buy things with it, right?
July 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
tl;dr: Blood money is still money. I mean, I can still buy things with it, right?
Bury Harry once and for all.
July 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Bury Harry once and for all.
How to say you’ve never listened to MFM without saying you’ve never listened to MFM.
July 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How to say you’ve never listened to MFM without saying you’ve never listened to MFM.
You could just apologize. OTOH, your ongoing, embarrassing defensiveness gives us all just one more reason not to subscribe to your fascist paper.
July 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You could just apologize. OTOH, your ongoing, embarrassing defensiveness gives us all just one more reason not to subscribe to your fascist paper.
Yep. If I were editing a book, I would confirm every name, address, phone etc once, put them on index cards, and tape it to my desk. Thank the Universe I never had to do any serious fact checking.
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yep. If I were editing a book, I would confirm every name, address, phone etc once, put them on index cards, and tape it to my desk. Thank the Universe I never had to do any serious fact checking.
I remember back in the old days when editors like myself were tasked with reading every single character on every page of everything that was submitted by our writers. Quaint.
May 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I remember back in the old days when editors like myself were tasked with reading every single character on every page of everything that was submitted by our writers. Quaint.
Bringing up gay rights during diversity training in the 1990’s. I responded by derailing the entire session.
May 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bringing up gay rights during diversity training in the 1990’s. I responded by derailing the entire session.
The only appropriate response: “Grow up, you fucking weirdo.” And *never* let him forget this BS.
April 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The only appropriate response: “Grow up, you fucking weirdo.” And *never* let him forget this BS.
“Hopefully that guy stops calling.”
Ded
Ded
April 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“Hopefully that guy stops calling.”
Ded
Ded
Why can’t you put a hold on all of them? Gum up the works. Slow down the dismantling of the work of the People.
April 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why can’t you put a hold on all of them? Gum up the works. Slow down the dismantling of the work of the People.
At this point, I wouldn’t vote for Newsom even if he *were* the candidate.
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
At this point, I wouldn’t vote for Newsom even if he *were* the candidate.
By Carr’s formulation, Fox News should have been jettisoned into the sun a decade ago.
April 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
By Carr’s formulation, Fox News should have been jettisoned into the sun a decade ago.
He could have been more concise: “I’ve been wrong about everything my entire career, which has actively helped bring this monstrosity into office.”
April 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He could have been more concise: “I’ve been wrong about everything my entire career, which has actively helped bring this monstrosity into office.”
Yeah. If that’s the first adjective you think of when you hear “David Brooks,” I automatically question your judgment.
April 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yeah. If that’s the first adjective you think of when you hear “David Brooks,” I automatically question your judgment.
They weren’t wrong. I read it in 1974 when I was 12 yo, and it knocked me the fuck out of orbit.
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
They weren’t wrong. I read it in 1974 when I was 12 yo, and it knocked me the fuck out of orbit.
Except, in a season about death and spirituality, an event that puts everyone in harm’s way makes perfect sense.
April 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Except, in a season about death and spirituality, an event that puts everyone in harm’s way makes perfect sense.
Y’all are crazy. The whole season was a blast. I just wish the episodes were longer. Mike White: Release the director’s cut!
April 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Y’all are crazy. The whole season was a blast. I just wish the episodes were longer. Mike White: Release the director’s cut!
The haters seem to congregate here. Elsewhere online I see nothing but joy.
April 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The haters seem to congregate here. Elsewhere online I see nothing but joy.