Warpdog
@warpdog.bsky.social
Knob. Mattress botherer. Filmmaker.
"Sick weirdo" - Paul Daniels
"Not funny" - Paul Daniels
"Quite funny" - Brian May
Walthamshow unofficial tourist bored. Maker of abandoned mattress calendars.
"Sick weirdo" - Paul Daniels
"Not funny" - Paul Daniels
"Quite funny" - Brian May
Walthamshow unofficial tourist bored. Maker of abandoned mattress calendars.
Pinned
Found this George Michael plate in Oxfam. My mum's gonna love it 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Found this George Michael plate in Oxfam. My mum's gonna love it 🥰
My fridge smells of delicious ripe camembert 😋. But there's no cheese in my fridge. I should probably be worried.
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My fridge smells of delicious ripe camembert 😋. But there's no cheese in my fridge. I should probably be worried.
There's still time to get your hands on one of these...
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
There's still time to get your hands on one of these...
Anyone else obsessed with The New York Times Games app? Add me, fellow weird word geeks.. www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...
Download the New York Times Games App
Play Wordle, Spelling Bee, Sudoku, The Crossword and more on iOS and Android. You'll find new puzzles daily.
www.nytimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Anyone else obsessed with The New York Times Games app? Add me, fellow weird word geeks.. www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...
"Would you like me to lap dance for you?" #BedsOfBedminster #AlanPartridgeQuotes
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Would you like me to lap dance for you?" #BedsOfBedminster #AlanPartridgeQuotes
The Kemp knows where you've bin
August 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Kemp knows where you've bin
Farage's Britain
Come on, man
August 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Farage's Britain
Poor @flustermakes.bsky.social broke his arm 😢😬🤭
June 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Poor @flustermakes.bsky.social broke his arm 😢😬🤭
Whatever happened to spontaneous human combustion?
June 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Whatever happened to spontaneous human combustion?
Who else thought this was Bob Mortimer
March 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Who else thought this was Bob Mortimer
I turned my Finch app bird (birb) into Donald Trump.
He's exploring Russia today.
Gonna make him spread love across the world, especially to gay, trans, immigrant, Muslim and them pesky, troublesome women birbs. #MakeAmericaGayAgain
He's exploring Russia today.
Gonna make him spread love across the world, especially to gay, trans, immigrant, Muslim and them pesky, troublesome women birbs. #MakeAmericaGayAgain
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I turned my Finch app bird (birb) into Donald Trump.
He's exploring Russia today.
Gonna make him spread love across the world, especially to gay, trans, immigrant, Muslim and them pesky, troublesome women birbs. #MakeAmericaGayAgain
He's exploring Russia today.
Gonna make him spread love across the world, especially to gay, trans, immigrant, Muslim and them pesky, troublesome women birbs. #MakeAmericaGayAgain
Local charity shop gem.
February 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Local charity shop gem.
It's like watching your drunk ignorant uncle ranting Temu politics at a funeral.
February 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's like watching your drunk ignorant uncle ranting Temu politics at a funeral.
'Nasty' Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde ❤️
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
'Nasty' Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde ❤️
Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan have filed trade mark requests for products using their brand name 'Richard & Judy', and the list is mindblowing. I cannot wait to see some of the R & J merchandise 😂...
a thread of pure joy...
a thread of pure joy...
January 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan have filed trade mark requests for products using their brand name 'Richard & Judy', and the list is mindblowing. I cannot wait to see some of the R & J merchandise 😂...
a thread of pure joy...
a thread of pure joy...
Reposted by Warpdog
Its that time of the year again! Sure to be on everyone’s holiday shopping list. 2025 Abandoned Mattresses Calendar. www.etsy.com/listing/1100...
November 13, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Its that time of the year again! Sure to be on everyone’s holiday shopping list. 2025 Abandoned Mattresses Calendar. www.etsy.com/listing/1100...
