Warner Hedgehog
@warnerhedgehog.bsky.social
Writer, painter, urban yokel, singer, songwriter, potterer, tinkerer and other stuff. Watcher of birds. I play guitar, harmonica, ukulele and up.
Urban yokel in gritty, outer-city Dorset.
Urban yokel in gritty, outer-city Dorset.
Pinned
It is my considered opinion that Raylon Moosk is actually Mr Spoon, and he wants to go to the moon to conquer it and take it from the Clangers.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A bit of festive poetry for you.
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A bit of festive poetry for you.
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It's Monday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday
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December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's Monday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
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I've given chapter 2, 'The Wise One' a lovely Christmas update. I figured Old Deuteronomy deserved better. So he got it.
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats - Chapter 1 - WarnerHedgehog - Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I've given chapter 2, 'The Wise One' a lovely Christmas update. I figured Old Deuteronomy deserved better. So he got it.
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
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NOT A LIFT, BUT, #WritingCommunity, This is the SINGLE MOST Important post that I believe should be posted EVERY DAY by every author so teachers and readers shop here first. IMHO steal and repost!
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
NOT A LIFT, BUT, #WritingCommunity, This is the SINGLE MOST Important post that I believe should be posted EVERY DAY by every author so teachers and readers shop here first. IMHO steal and repost!
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It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
An old work, now improved via lost words being found and one slutty joke thrown in for fun.
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
Butterfly Landings Chapter 1: Postcard from the Library, a fantasy fiction | FictionPress
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December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
An old work, now improved via lost words being found and one slutty joke thrown in for fun.
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
Fun fact: There are no fun facts in this statement.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fun fact: There are no fun facts in this statement.
With all the No Kings malarkey at the moment, I think Joey the Royalist needs an airing.
fictionpress.com/s/3277634/1/...
#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
fictionpress.com/s/3277634/1/...
#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
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October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
With all the No Kings malarkey at the moment, I think Joey the Royalist needs an airing.
fictionpress.com/s/3277634/1/...
#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
fictionpress.com/s/3277634/1/...
#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
The grand Old Duke of York
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The grand Old Duke of York
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
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It's Thursday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, 2 here on Blue Sky, DM for details :)
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a woman is holding a stack of books in a library and says books mean a lot to me .
ALT: a woman is holding a stack of books in a library and says books mean a lot to me .
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October 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It's Thursday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, 2 here on Blue Sky, DM for details :)
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A new story for your visual orb things.
What have Stoatally Weezle cooked up now? Find out in.....
Simply Poodles!
www.fictionpress.com/s/3378569/1/...
What have Stoatally Weezle cooked up now? Find out in.....
Simply Poodles!
www.fictionpress.com/s/3378569/1/...
Simply Poodles, a humor fiction | FictionPress
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October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A new story for your visual orb things.
What have Stoatally Weezle cooked up now? Find out in.....
Simply Poodles!
www.fictionpress.com/s/3378569/1/...
What have Stoatally Weezle cooked up now? Find out in.....
Simply Poodles!
www.fictionpress.com/s/3378569/1/...
Reposted by Warner Hedgehog
Time for a #writerslift
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Time for a #writerslift
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
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October 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Time for a #writerslift
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Time for a #writerslift
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
#ShamelessSelfpromoThursday
#AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other!
#Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky
Oh. Was there a rapture today? So sorry, I must have blinked.
September 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh. Was there a rapture today? So sorry, I must have blinked.
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#writerslift!
Be shameless and drop #books #blogs #poetry #art and #links!
#like #follow and #retweet to help your fellow artistses go #viral!
#WritingCommunity #readingcommunity #bloggerstribe
Be shameless and drop #books #blogs #poetry #art and #links!
#like #follow and #retweet to help your fellow artistses go #viral!
#WritingCommunity #readingcommunity #bloggerstribe
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
#writerslift!
Be shameless and drop #books #blogs #poetry #art and #links!
#like #follow and #retweet to help your fellow artistses go #viral!
#WritingCommunity #readingcommunity #bloggerstribe
Be shameless and drop #books #blogs #poetry #art and #links!
#like #follow and #retweet to help your fellow artistses go #viral!
#WritingCommunity #readingcommunity #bloggerstribe
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#writerslift!
Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromomonday
BUY A BOOK!
Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromomonday
BUY A BOOK!
a woman with red hair is sitting on a red couch smiling .
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September 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
#writerslift!
Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromomonday
BUY A BOOK!
Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromomonday
BUY A BOOK!
Reposted by Warner Hedgehog
It's Friday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFriday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
a girl is laying on a bed reading a book called " a certain scientific railgun "
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September 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It's Friday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFriday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
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What you need in your life is an alternative to cricket.
You need an Introduction to Brocketch.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3361731/1/...
You need an Introduction to Brocketch.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3361731/1/...
An Introduction to Brocketch Chapter 1: Foreword, a humor fiction | FictionPress
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August 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What you need in your life is an alternative to cricket.
You need an Introduction to Brocketch.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3361731/1/...
You need an Introduction to Brocketch.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3361731/1/...
Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats now has another entry: Macavity's Rival.
That's 19 Old Possum-style bits of poetry.
Innit?
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
That's 19 Old Possum-style bits of poetry.
Innit?
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats - Chapter 1 - WarnerHedgehog - Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T. S. Eliot [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
August 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats now has another entry: Macavity's Rival.
That's 19 Old Possum-style bits of poetry.
Innit?
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
That's 19 Old Possum-style bits of poetry.
Innit?
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
I increasingly loathe televised sport.
August 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I increasingly loathe televised sport.
I've written something new. Yet another #StarWars rip-off.
Its called Star Drinks 2: Allderwine
archiveofourown.org/works/68399631
Its called Star Drinks 2: Allderwine
archiveofourown.org/works/68399631
Star Drinks 2: Allderwine - WarnerHedgehog - Star Wars Original Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
July 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I've written something new. Yet another #StarWars rip-off.
Its called Star Drinks 2: Allderwine
archiveofourown.org/works/68399631
Its called Star Drinks 2: Allderwine
archiveofourown.org/works/68399631
Due to an administrative error, I am unable to care about sport.
July 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Due to an administrative error, I am unable to care about sport.