Warner Hedgehog
@warnerhedgehog.bsky.social
Writer, painter, urban yokel, singer, songwriter, potterer, tinkerer and other stuff. Watcher of birds. I play guitar, harmonica, ukulele and up.
Urban yokel in gritty, outer-city Dorset.
Urban yokel in gritty, outer-city Dorset.
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU my premium firestarting kit, which contains genuine imitation firelighters, a couple of matches and a couple of dry-ish twigs.
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a girl is reading a book with chinese writing on it
ALT: a girl is reading a book with chinese writing on it
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January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It's Friday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFRIDAY
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I will not stand for disorderly conduct from inanimate objects.
I will sit down for it though.
I will sit down for it though.
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I will not stand for disorderly conduct from inanimate objects.
I will sit down for it though.
I will sit down for it though.
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU my premium firestarting kit, which contains genuine imitation firelighters, a couple of matches and a couple of dry-ish twigs.
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU my premium firestarting kit, which contains genuine imitation firelighters, a couple of matches and a couple of dry-ish twigs.
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#writerslift!
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January 19, 2026 at 10:21 AM
#writerslift!
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I see the 'commission artists' have come to Archive of our own.
I shall be deleting a load of horseshit comments I suppose.
I shall be deleting a load of horseshit comments I suppose.
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I see the 'commission artists' have come to Archive of our own.
I shall be deleting a load of horseshit comments I suppose.
I shall be deleting a load of horseshit comments I suppose.
I done made a tune, mostly so I could put on a silly deep voice
It Was Video Wot Done It.
youtu.be/dzYpH4CShGo?...
It Was Video Wot Done It.
youtu.be/dzYpH4CShGo?...
It Was Video Wot Done It
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January 19, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I done made a tune, mostly so I could put on a silly deep voice
It Was Video Wot Done It.
youtu.be/dzYpH4CShGo?...
It Was Video Wot Done It.
youtu.be/dzYpH4CShGo?...
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It's Sunday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday
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a woman leans against a tree while reading a book called agenda
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January 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
It's Sunday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday
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So they're not unmasking Joel Dommett then.
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
So they're not unmasking Joel Dommett then.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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As part of the 30 day #StoriesByBerks challenge that currently doesn't exist, I present Politik Dujour 8: First Lady of the Dance.
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#Writers #WritersLift #Writing #GibberingRubbish
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#Writers #WritersLift #Writing #GibberingRubbish
Politik Dujour 8: First Lady of the Dance, a humor fiction | FictionPress
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January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
As part of the 30 day #StoriesByBerks challenge that currently doesn't exist, I present Politik Dujour 8: First Lady of the Dance.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3379603/1/...
#Writers #WritersLift #Writing #GibberingRubbish
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#Writers #WritersLift #Writing #GibberingRubbish
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#writerslift!
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January 11, 2026 at 11:36 AM
#writerslift!
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Time to promote yourself on this #supernaturalsunday!
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⚪🦊 may be Jason Donovan. #MaskedSingerUK
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
⚪🦊 may be Jason Donovan. #MaskedSingerUK
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It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
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#writerslift! Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFRIDAY
BUY A BOOK!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
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jabba the hutt from star wars is taking a selfie with a cell phone in a living room .
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January 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
#writerslift! Time to promote yourself!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFRIDAY
BUY A BOOK!
READERS find your next read here!
ABP=Always Be Promoting!
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BUY A BOOK!
I have an all new tale of the 1980s, balladeering and no intellectual theft from Mr M.Python at all.
Written in the Tower.
#WritersLift #Writer
archiveofourown.org/works/77095131
Written in the Tower.
#WritersLift #Writer
archiveofourown.org/works/77095131
Written in the Tower - WarnerHedgehog - Arthurian Mythology [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I have an all new tale of the 1980s, balladeering and no intellectual theft from Mr M.Python at all.
Written in the Tower.
#WritersLift #Writer
archiveofourown.org/works/77095131
Written in the Tower.
#WritersLift #Writer
archiveofourown.org/works/77095131
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December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A bit of festive poetry for you.
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A bit of festive poetry for you.
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It's Monday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
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a woman in a white tank top is holding a book in her hand and licking her lips .
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December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's Monday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday
BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)
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I've given chapter 2, 'The Wise One' a lovely Christmas update. I figured Old Deuteronomy deserved better. So he got it.
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats - Chapter 1 - WarnerHedgehog - Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I've given chapter 2, 'The Wise One' a lovely Christmas update. I figured Old Deuteronomy deserved better. So he got it.
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
archiveofourown.org/works/7593577
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NOT A LIFT, BUT, #WritingCommunity, This is the SINGLE MOST Important post that I believe should be posted EVERY DAY by every author so teachers and readers shop here first. IMHO steal and repost!
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
NOT A LIFT, BUT, #WritingCommunity, This is the SINGLE MOST Important post that I believe should be posted EVERY DAY by every author so teachers and readers shop here first. IMHO steal and repost!
Reposted by Warner Hedgehog
It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
What song is stuck in your head right now?
#EarWorm
#TGIF
#NotAMomentTooSoon
An old work, now improved via lost words being found and one slutty joke thrown in for fun.
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
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This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
Butterfly Landings Chapter 1: Postcard from the Library, a fantasy fiction | FictionPress
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December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
An old work, now improved via lost words being found and one slutty joke thrown in for fun.
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
This was and still is dedicated to everyone affected by cancer.
Its called Butterfly Landings.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3330325/1/...
Fun fact: There are no fun facts in this statement.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fun fact: There are no fun facts in this statement.
With all the No Kings malarkey at the moment, I think Joey the Royalist needs an airing.
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#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
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#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
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October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
With all the No Kings malarkey at the moment, I think Joey the Royalist needs an airing.
fictionpress.com/s/3277634/1/...
#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
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#ItsJustAStory #WritersLift #SelfPromoWednesday
The grand Old Duke of York
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The grand Old Duke of York
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce
He had 10000 men
If Epstein hadn't been made public
He'd have had them all again.
#SorryNotSorry #PervyPrince #NobbyNonce