just unplugged my laptop so that I wouldn't have to make my cat move, it's giving passion of the cut sleeve.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
just unplugged my laptop so that I wouldn't have to make my cat move, it's giving passion of the cut sleeve.
I know if I cut it I'd miss my long hair deeply but 10 times a day I'm like "all of this has got to go. i could make being bald like a cute punk move".
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I know if I cut it I'd miss my long hair deeply but 10 times a day I'm like "all of this has got to go. i could make being bald like a cute punk move".
gender affirming tampon in my butt
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
gender affirming tampon in my butt
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i hate how british ppl say 'labubu'. why do they say it like that.
July 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i hate how british ppl say 'labubu'. why do they say it like that.
i thought they were being extra but boomers really popped off with nail polish toe spreaders
July 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i thought they were being extra but boomers really popped off with nail polish toe spreaders
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man says something i like is bad: whatever bud *jerking off motion*
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
April 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
man says something i like is bad: whatever bud *jerking off motion*
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
one thing i never had to work on when i started my transition was moving/posturing femininely. the second i let myself it felt completely natural. i can feel that shit in my bones.
April 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
one thing i never had to work on when i started my transition was moving/posturing femininely. the second i let myself it felt completely natural. i can feel that shit in my bones.
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good pussy will have you seeing shades on the edges of your vision. wailing, pleading, sobbing, begging for death, a release from the formless spectres that match your every movement
April 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
good pussy will have you seeing shades on the edges of your vision. wailing, pleading, sobbing, begging for death, a release from the formless spectres that match your every movement
bloodwork came back with lethal levels of puss.
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
bloodwork came back with lethal levels of puss.
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TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
she fucks with the dolls, but does she fuck with the bricks?
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
she fucks with the dolls, but does she fuck with the bricks?
pomegranate seeds fuck so hard.
December 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
pomegranate seeds fuck so hard.
my tummy hurts but I'm being incredibly brave about it
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
my tummy hurts but I'm being incredibly brave about it
i know it's oftentimes used as a slur but calling someone a "fairy" as a big strong man feels like it betrays a little too much fanciful admiration
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
i know it's oftentimes used as a slur but calling someone a "fairy" as a big strong man feels like it betrays a little too much fanciful admiration
*scowling at the gum display in the checkout lane* i hate microtransactions
October 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
*scowling at the gum display in the checkout lane* i hate microtransactions
why must we eat out? can we not come together, as a community, and 'eat in'?
June 10, 2024 at 5:26 PM
why must we eat out? can we not come together, as a community, and 'eat in'?
Knowing that Neopet naming is notoriously difficult I really was not expecting to be able to lock this one in.
April 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Knowing that Neopet naming is notoriously difficult I really was not expecting to be able to lock this one in.
i have been playing magic the gathering longer than anyone I know that's my age. I'm 28. I started playing in 5th grade. my first set was planar chaos, my parents got me a future sight fat pack, and i went to the tenth edition prerelease, where I got the reya dawnbringer promo
April 3, 2024 at 3:10 AM
i have been playing magic the gathering longer than anyone I know that's my age. I'm 28. I started playing in 5th grade. my first set was planar chaos, my parents got me a future sight fat pack, and i went to the tenth edition prerelease, where I got the reya dawnbringer promo
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'if the tranny does not feel loved, she will leave. then you're fucked'
-vice
-vice
March 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
'if the tranny does not feel loved, she will leave. then you're fucked'
-vice
-vice
every day i have to convince myself that i shouldn't adopt more cats because that would give me less special bonding time w/ each of my sweet boys
March 4, 2024 at 3:03 PM
every day i have to convince myself that i shouldn't adopt more cats because that would give me less special bonding time w/ each of my sweet boys
transfemme edina elric: i tried to perform human transmutation *missing penis and one ball*
February 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
transfemme edina elric: i tried to perform human transmutation *missing penis and one ball*
Gooning Tribunal: You are hereby found guilty of crimes against goonmanity. You will be sentenced to immediate and frequent orgasms.
February 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Gooning Tribunal: You are hereby found guilty of crimes against goonmanity. You will be sentenced to immediate and frequent orgasms.