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Wilf Lange
@wardotron.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I came here to get away from you people.
Nobody will think any less of you for drinking whiskey on the toilet.
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nobody will think any less of you for drinking whiskey on the toilet.
Summer is hard on the crevices.
June 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Summer is hard on the crevices.
I want to fight every cunt on LinkedIn. Everyone gets a free headlock and a boot to the groin.
May 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I want to fight every cunt on LinkedIn. Everyone gets a free headlock and a boot to the groin.
Can you ever really consider yourself a man until you’ve pissed in your kitchen sink, or someone else’s?
May 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can you ever really consider yourself a man until you’ve pissed in your kitchen sink, or someone else’s?
Life is a game of Snakes and Ladders with way more snakes than ladders.
April 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Life is a game of Snakes and Ladders with way more snakes than ladders.
Don’t worry, I’m not going to say anything.
March 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Don’t worry, I’m not going to say anything.
Whatever you do, do not think about the remorseless march of time.
March 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Whatever you do, do not think about the remorseless march of time.
Childbirth is for cunts.
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Childbirth is for cunts.
Careers are for cunts.
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Careers are for cunts.
People wearing Crocs and Dryrobes away from a pool or beach should be killed.
March 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
People wearing Crocs and Dryrobes away from a pool or beach should be killed.
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Been a while since this came to mind. But now more than ever.
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Been a while since this came to mind. But now more than ever.
One wonders how the average American will react when they find out that their nation has become a vassal state of Russia? Not pleased, I imagine.
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One wonders how the average American will react when they find out that their nation has become a vassal state of Russia? Not pleased, I imagine.
When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail
YouTube video by William Latorre
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February 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There’s a strange glowing orb in the sky! It’ll kill us all!
February 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There’s a strange glowing orb in the sky! It’ll kill us all!
Just wrote the word “gusset” in an email. Not joking, this will probably be my highlight of the working week.
February 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Just wrote the word “gusset” in an email. Not joking, this will probably be my highlight of the working week.
Can I go home now?
February 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Can I go home now?
I strongly suspect the main reason why we send children to school is to socially condition them to accept going somewhere they hate five days a week.
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I strongly suspect the main reason why we send children to school is to socially condition them to accept going somewhere they hate five days a week.
I’ve been making my own Prozac. It has two kinds of rum in it.
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’ve been making my own Prozac. It has two kinds of rum in it.
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After the Norman Conquest there was an area of England called Danelaw which accepted Vikings as they were being driven from the rest of the country, on the edge of that in the East Midlands is a place called Bassetlaw, and they accept allsorts.
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
After the Norman Conquest there was an area of England called Danelaw which accepted Vikings as they were being driven from the rest of the country, on the edge of that in the East Midlands is a place called Bassetlaw, and they accept allsorts.
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The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
Do you want anything while I am up?
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do you want anything while I am up?
“Although outwardly he seemed unperturbed, his arse was going like an outboard motor.”
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Although outwardly he seemed unperturbed, his arse was going like an outboard motor.”
I’m not afraid of hard work, I just don’t like it.
January 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m not afraid of hard work, I just don’t like it.
Oh why don’t you just throw yourself down the stairs and have done with it?
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oh why don’t you just throw yourself down the stairs and have done with it?
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History is screaming at us to take Trump literally. As I note in my new article, history is filled with people who thought the wannabe fascist leader was not being literal with their campaign promises--only to find out how tragically wrong that view was. deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/history-is...
History is screaming at us to take Trump literally
The time to prepare is now!
deanobeidallah.substack.com
December 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
History is screaming at us to take Trump literally. As I note in my new article, history is filled with people who thought the wannabe fascist leader was not being literal with their campaign promises--only to find out how tragically wrong that view was. deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/history-is...