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Paranoid PNW Squatch
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It's as plain as day what is going on here. As to why anyone is surprised proves that Americans have a short attention span.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Like the non-monetary penalties of not being able to operate a business in New York. Then trump can go to Mamdani and try to do his corruption dance.

trump was impeached for this exact same behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The future Mrs. Vance seems to think so.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Arizona is being taxed without representation.

If only Tuscon had a harbor.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Witness me.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Okay, so, why aren't the democrats also remapping?
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
More importantly, Adam seems to still be among the living.
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I recommend the next liberal president appoint 9+ more justices.
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It gives murder vibes.
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
More importantly, the military sees right through it.
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The shots of your security detail also on bikes tickles me!
October 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I always giggle at the anecdote that Stravinsky's Rite of Spring caused a riot in Paris at it's premiere.
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Loonie Loomer gave a blow job to a dictator so Qatar could build a base in Idaho.

Most bizarre timeline.
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's rather poignant
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No, no. *We* were not played. My side screamed from the rooftops with historical evidence how much of a dipshit you were being by supporting this.

*You* were willfully ignorant and blatantly racist because you thought the lady laughed weird.
October 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You would need to be a dipshit MAGA billionaire uncle.
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM