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The world is a better place now that Charlie Kirk is dead.
Here's my take on the Mamdani-trump ordeal.

trump glazed Mamdani because that's the quid-pro-quo language that trump speaks. trump is getting in front of the world and telling us how great and wonderful Mamdani will be, so that when trump wants something from New York.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Democracy called for aid and New York answered to the Beacon. Today, we continue the fight. Today, we move forward into the light from the darkness.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
No Kings crowd was bigger than Trump First and Second inauguration combined.
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
These dipshit conservatives champ at the bit to hurt others.
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Remember when Conservatives were taking a victory lap about how their lord and savior brought peace to the middle east?

Pepperidge farms remembers.
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October 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on becoming a Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Here is an aggressive reminder that Nazi's aren't actually humans and it is okay to discriminate against them.
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I just want to remind everyone that Joane "K" Rowley is a fascist transphobe.
October 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In before @gluesenkampperez.house.gov does something stupid, like side the with the republicans to "Open the government back up"

Now would be a good time to have a town hall and explain to the 3rd district why the Democrats shouldn't budge, and how the Republicans are lying to them.

#shutdown
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"We are not to simply bandage the wounds of victims beneath the wheels of injustice, we are to drive a spoke into the wheel itself"
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione were dismissed. Which is good because I never feared for the public while he was on the loose.
September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Lance Corporal JD "I fuck Couches" Vance and Stphen "Anal Polyps are more appealing than I am" Miller want to "Dismantle the left in the name of Chuck "My neck hurts" Kirk.

How? Do you not understand that Left thought is decentralized? There isn't a headquarters you can just knock over?
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The world is a better place now that Charlie Kirk is dead.
September 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is Charlie Kirk sitting in a chair with a gaping neck wound too scary for a Halloween costume?
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you have social media friends who don't make a habit of posting or commenting on current events, however they felt the need and energy to "both sides" the Charlie Kirk situation; That tells you more about their willingness to platform and sympathize a Nazi, then to just... say nothing.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I too would like to see a greatest hits. Show me what he said that resonated with you that made him so great.
Why won't any of the sports teams honoring Charlie Kirk play some clips of him? Please show us what you are celebrating. Don't be shy about it. Show us what made him so great. Play his greatest hits.
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Right wing internet tough guys are threatening to doxx accounts celebrating Chucks extermination.

Charlie Kirk was a stochastic terrorist. The world is better now that he's dead. His widow, Erika, is also a divisive witch and deserves no day of peace.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
CNN out here doing reps to really push the antifa rhetoric.
September 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Dear MAGA,

The "Leftists" did not kill Charlie Kirk.

Your rhetoric did. Your policies did.

Stop blaming us for the gun culture that you championed.

Signed,

The Left
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In warfare, it's kill or be killed. He was actively harming people I care about. I am not sorry he's dead.
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Can we just call it a Citizens Execution for Crimes against humanity and just let the alleged gunman go?
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Why wasn't the National Guard controlling the crime in Utah today?
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm not so squeamish as to say I will not dance on his grave.

The world is a better place without him and I will not be shy about saying so.

Rot in piss you vile monster.
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Where do I apply to be the Nuremburg 2.0 Hangman?
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM