Also, @peters.senate.gov you entitled cowardly white man, please do more than thoughts and prayers.

Someone definitely said we should judge others not by the color of their text messages but by the content of their gifs.

Also really REALLY for the best I no longer work in an office.

Your playlist for this game should be hung from the rafters. Studied like game footage for up-and-coming arena DJs.

Why is he yelling? Does he not know how microphone’s work?

It’s one of my favorite Christmas songs because it let’s me chime in with an out of context “sweet Jesus Christ” multiple times.

Also, she’s doing this now because she hit her medical deductible and US health insurance is fucking stupid.