@wantshoes7.bsky.social
Was looking in the mirror at my laugh lines & wondered,
What the hell is so funny?
What the hell is so funny?
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was looking in the mirror at my laugh lines & wondered,
What the hell is so funny?
What the hell is so funny?
Cards Against Humanity is truly for horrible people. Can't list the answers given for "What's that smell?" without getting permanently suspended by BSKY moderation but can't stop laughing/crying. Omg. 😂🫢
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Cards Against Humanity is truly for horrible people. Can't list the answers given for "What's that smell?" without getting permanently suspended by BSKY moderation but can't stop laughing/crying. Omg. 😂🫢
I will never get over the fact that 75 million people voted to get back on the Titanic.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I will never get over the fact that 75 million people voted to get back on the Titanic.
Haven't heard this in such a long time. I think it's my fave Eagles song.
Eagles - Lyin' Eyes (Live 1977) (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by Eagles
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Haven't heard this in such a long time. I think it's my fave Eagles song.
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Apparently, Pete Kegsbreath can be bested by a skateboard.
Apparently, Pete Kegsbreath can be bested by a skateboard.
US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth accidentally hit himself in the groin with a skateboard on live TV.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Apparently, Pete Kegsbreath can be bested by a skateboard.
Apparently, Pete Kegsbreath can be bested by a skateboard.
Reposted
While everyone waits on the Epstein files, where are his staff, drivers, chef, groundskeepers, housekeepers, Palm Beach PD, pilots, ground crew & others who can identify the perpetrators?
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
While everyone waits on the Epstein files, where are his staff, drivers, chef, groundskeepers, housekeepers, Palm Beach PD, pilots, ground crew & others who can identify the perpetrators?
Have hosted Thanksgiving dinner for 20+ years.
OVEN BAGS are unbeatable! No basting, faster cooking time, perfect every time. Highly recommend.
OVEN BAGS are unbeatable! No basting, faster cooking time, perfect every time. Highly recommend.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Have hosted Thanksgiving dinner for 20+ years.
OVEN BAGS are unbeatable! No basting, faster cooking time, perfect every time. Highly recommend.
OVEN BAGS are unbeatable! No basting, faster cooking time, perfect every time. Highly recommend.
Can we stop with the "Bingo Card" analogy now? Let it go the way of "happy camper" & "all that & a bag of chips." It was cute for a while but now it's annoying.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can we stop with the "Bingo Card" analogy now? Let it go the way of "happy camper" & "all that & a bag of chips." It was cute for a while but now it's annoying.
This is spot on!
It’s so funny to see people ANALYZE why Trump fawned over Zohran Mamdani and it’s literally because he’s an old man who watches news TV all day and the man from the TV came to see him which was very exciting
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is spot on!
Serious pipes!
Chris Stapleton: Fool Me Again
YouTube video by Jay Curlee
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Serious pipes!
Nearly forgot MTG traveled the country with Matt Gaetz on behalf of the orange stain in their America First Tour in 2021 (same year as J6.)
There's more to this story...
There's more to this story...
MTG harassed an 18yo school shooting survivor about gun rights. Wore a MAGA hat & brayed like a mule at Biden's SotU. Showed Hunter Biden dick pics at a congressional hearing. Tried to shame Jasm Crockett's looks at another.
Not everyone needs in the big tent. It's ok to leave a couple outside.
Not everyone needs in the big tent. It's ok to leave a couple outside.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nearly forgot MTG traveled the country with Matt Gaetz on behalf of the orange stain in their America First Tour in 2021 (same year as J6.)
There's more to this story...
There's more to this story...
Is anybody else experiencing deja vu?
A Washington resident died of complications from an infection with a bird flu strain never before reported in humans, the state Department of Health said.
Read more: https://cnn.it/4o796sL
Read more: https://cnn.it/4o796sL
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is anybody else experiencing deja vu?
John Legend - Nervous (Piano Performance)
YouTube video by John Legend
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Let them have Laura Loomer insert their Foley catheter and Candace Owen manage their Levophed drip. I'll watch & laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Let them have Laura Loomer insert their Foley catheter and Candace Owen manage their Levophed drip. I'll watch & laugh.
For chill
Sublime - Badfish (Official Video)
YouTube video by SublimeVEVO
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For chill
Needed a hard timeline cleanse.
Jon Batiste - FREEDOM
YouTube video by JonBatisteVEVO
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Needed a hard timeline cleanse.
I would like to see a coalition of men only, loudly, continually condemning sexual abuse of women & children. Abusers don't respect or listen to their prey. They respond to other men.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I would like to see a coalition of men only, loudly, continually condemning sexual abuse of women & children. Abusers don't respect or listen to their prey. They respond to other men.
I am applying for this job ASAP.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am applying for this job ASAP.
Where's the new Dem-Friend MTG? Haven't seen her condemnation of tRump's threats to her congressional colleagues.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Where's the new Dem-Friend MTG? Haven't seen her condemnation of tRump's threats to her congressional colleagues.
We need a tRump-Free Day.
No seeing his fat face or hearing his stupid voice or reading his imbecilic nonsense for 24 hrs. It should be a national holiday.
A mental health day for the good of the country.
No seeing his fat face or hearing his stupid voice or reading his imbecilic nonsense for 24 hrs. It should be a national holiday.
A mental health day for the good of the country.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We need a tRump-Free Day.
No seeing his fat face or hearing his stupid voice or reading his imbecilic nonsense for 24 hrs. It should be a national holiday.
A mental health day for the good of the country.
No seeing his fat face or hearing his stupid voice or reading his imbecilic nonsense for 24 hrs. It should be a national holiday.
A mental health day for the good of the country.
Ten J6 defendants were convicted of seditious conspiracy. tRump pardoned them.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ten J6 defendants were convicted of seditious conspiracy. tRump pardoned them.