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Emmett: WannabeLinguist
@wannabelinguist.bsky.social
Self-taught linguist. Cat dad. Alleged actor.
(He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
ADHD diagnosis ✅
Qualification in Coding ✅

All in all, not my worst week.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My niece (3yo) has inadvertently scribbled the kanji for 10 and its rōmaji in one of her books, completely unprompted.

How do I break it to her mother that she’s raising a weeb?
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Are you TtT (Toblerone to Testosterone) or TtT (Testosterone to Toblerone)
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I made this exact joke in GCSE Science in 2008 and I also believe that recycling is important
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
I love being a goofy little guy! I love my silly little moustache! I love wearing whatever I want! I love being called “sir” and “mate” by strangers!
I love being alive!
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Duolingo app froze between loading animations and now this exact image shows in 4K every time I close my eyes
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
hell yeah
March 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In classic ADHD fashion, here are some photos of me visiting my very first geographical centre (Belgium!) from back in October. 🇧🇪✌🏻
February 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me when I forget to mute the Duolingo ad and Oscar starts talking
February 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fave Wikipedia notes, I’ll start
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
My true acting gift is that I can play any age or gender while looking like absolutely none of them
November 21, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Me describing myself as gay and watching my phone autocorrect it to “fat”
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Really not sure how to feel about my game very excitedly calling me this
November 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Finally adding multilingual to my bio 👅
October 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
me every time i have to pay a service charge
August 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Business owners the second Link sets foot inside their shop
April 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My singular contribution to social memeia for the next 7 months lmao
April 9, 2024 at 1:29 AM
hey has anyone done this yet
April 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I will never delete Facebook
March 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
3 years! 🥳
March 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
🎊3️⃣1️⃣🎊
March 7, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Dived back into school for the first time in 13 years and now I have a qualification in annoying people on Facebook
January 26, 2024 at 1:13 PM
1,000 days on the ol’ boysturiser! 🏳️‍⚧️
December 20, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Me in my teens learning that French is not the only language spoken in France
December 3, 2023 at 7:35 AM
2 years (yesterday) since I got top surgery! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Scars are nothing to fear nor shame, transgender bodies come in all shapes, sizes and shades — and I continue to love waking up like this every day.
December 2, 2023 at 3:57 PM