Zara
@wanderingzara.bsky.social
The Halloween sweeties have merged in to the Christmas sweeties as God* intended.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Halloween sweeties have merged in to the Christmas sweeties as God* intended.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
My copy of the Map Men’s ‘This way up’ arrived today and even just the dedication has given me the giggles. This is going to be a good read 😅
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My copy of the Map Men’s ‘This way up’ arrived today and even just the dedication has given me the giggles. This is going to be a good read 😅
Keeping it real in the group chat as we got our first ‘I don’t wanna mention the C-word but can we make plans for December?!’
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Keeping it real in the group chat as we got our first ‘I don’t wanna mention the C-word but can we make plans for December?!’
Impressive, given the skull doesn’t even have hands!
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Impressive, given the skull doesn’t even have hands!
Really shouldn't need to specify this, but after trying on 20+ jackets and not finding one damn pocket, this is where we are
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Really shouldn't need to specify this, but after trying on 20+ jackets and not finding one damn pocket, this is where we are
My lover’s got no money, he’s got his…
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My lover’s got no money, he’s got his…
And while my study buddy is cute, this isn’t super conducive to getting the fuck on with it 🙄
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
And while my study buddy is cute, this isn’t super conducive to getting the fuck on with it 🙄
After some very busy weeks of work I’ve decided to just turn off my laptop and force myself to find time to study. Remind me to stop agreeing to take exams when I don’t have time please.
September 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
After some very busy weeks of work I’ve decided to just turn off my laptop and force myself to find time to study. Remind me to stop agreeing to take exams when I don’t have time please.
Sample size 2 🙄🙄 come back to me in a few weeks and stop stirring. If I told you I shit 8 times a day based on two days with diarrhoea it would be laughable.
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sample size 2 🙄🙄 come back to me in a few weeks and stop stirring. If I told you I shit 8 times a day based on two days with diarrhoea it would be laughable.
Definitely didn't read that initialism as 'Commonwealth Bank of Australia 😆
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Definitely didn't read that initialism as 'Commonwealth Bank of Australia 😆
Pretty happy with my 3-word poem on Wordle today. It’s quite poignant.
July 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Pretty happy with my 3-word poem on Wordle today. It’s quite poignant.
Thanks Google, that’s a great route suggestion. Once I’ve parked my bike I’ll just swim over the Cam 😆😆
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanks Google, that’s a great route suggestion. Once I’ve parked my bike I’ll just swim over the Cam 😆😆
I...I don't know what this means?!
June 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I...I don't know what this means?!
It should be illegal to say you have wfi when this is your wifi @premierinn.bsky.social 😒
June 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It should be illegal to say you have wfi when this is your wifi @premierinn.bsky.social 😒
I know it’s the standard value in a bankruptcy deal, but that doesn’t make it any less funny
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I know it’s the standard value in a bankruptcy deal, but that doesn’t make it any less funny
The Blood Service 'please donate again" (one email, one text and three adverts). Also the Blood Service.... can someone bump up their infrastructure?
June 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The Blood Service 'please donate again" (one email, one text and three adverts). Also the Blood Service.... can someone bump up their infrastructure?
*Narrator voice* there weren't more jobs in a year
June 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
*Narrator voice* there weren't more jobs in a year
Ohhhh not sure how I feel about this but it’s good thinking
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ohhhh not sure how I feel about this but it’s good thinking
Getting your ducks in a row, cat edition
June 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Getting your ducks in a row, cat edition
I’ve become *that guy* in the office
June 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’ve become *that guy* in the office
Hey Teams, that's not what 'out of office' means. Stop setting the expectation that people will work on their day off 🙄
May 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hey Teams, that's not what 'out of office' means. Stop setting the expectation that people will work on their day off 🙄
