Zara
@wanderingzara.bsky.social
Half an hour after getting to the office my thighs and bum are still freezing from the ride in. Realising it's because they're the fat bits adds a double blow to the coldness of the temperature today.
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Half an hour after getting to the office my thighs and bum are still freezing from the ride in. Realising it's because they're the fat bits adds a double blow to the coldness of the temperature today.
The Halloween sweeties have merged in to the Christmas sweeties as God* intended.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Halloween sweeties have merged in to the Christmas sweeties as God* intended.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
*tesco, apparently, seeing as they’ve been selling the Christmas stuff since Halloween.
Constantly disappointed when I meet a regular sized microbiologist.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Constantly disappointed when I meet a regular sized microbiologist.
It's been raining for days, and there's still a bin lorry fire. WHO KEEPS CHUCKING BATTERIES IN THE BIG BAD COMPRESSION MACHINE? www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-n...
Firefighters called to bin lorry blaze in Cambs street
The fire service was called to the blaze on Thursday morning (November 13)
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's been raining for days, and there's still a bin lorry fire. WHO KEEPS CHUCKING BATTERIES IN THE BIG BAD COMPRESSION MACHINE? www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-n...
It’s a good day when dinner involves melted cheese and two different hot sauces.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s a good day when dinner involves melted cheese and two different hot sauces.
Whilst I don't particularly enjoy a vehicle that overshot the traffic light line trying to reverse back to it while I'm behind them, it is most enjoyable to allow my car to utter the fullest and loudest horn blare. She does such a pleasing 'parrrrrrp' noise and I so rarely get to hear it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Whilst I don't particularly enjoy a vehicle that overshot the traffic light line trying to reverse back to it while I'm behind them, it is most enjoyable to allow my car to utter the fullest and loudest horn blare. She does such a pleasing 'parrrrrrp' noise and I so rarely get to hear it.
I’ve decided that having an alcohol free beer because you’re hungover shall henceforth be known as ‘puppy of the dog’.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve decided that having an alcohol free beer because you’re hungover shall henceforth be known as ‘puppy of the dog’.
Oh very good
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh very good
It's finally All Hallows, I'm so excited. I love this day. As a pagan it's a beautiful thing to take a moment and reflect on those we lost this year, and prepare for the darker days. I also bloody love the particular brand of kitsch this festival attracts.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's finally All Hallows, I'm so excited. I love this day. As a pagan it's a beautiful thing to take a moment and reflect on those we lost this year, and prepare for the darker days. I also bloody love the particular brand of kitsch this festival attracts.
All of the permutations of this in the Quotes are perfect. Every single one.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All of the permutations of this in the Quotes are perfect. Every single one.
Spent ages trying to work out why my mouse was glitching, turned it off abs on, removed and re-added it, googled for bugs. There was a jumper fibre on the sensor. Hello autumn.
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Spent ages trying to work out why my mouse was glitching, turned it off abs on, removed and re-added it, googled for bugs. There was a jumper fibre on the sensor. Hello autumn.
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Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.
My copy of the Map Men’s ‘This way up’ arrived today and even just the dedication has given me the giggles. This is going to be a good read 😅
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My copy of the Map Men’s ‘This way up’ arrived today and even just the dedication has given me the giggles. This is going to be a good read 😅
Stunning, every single one www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
The amazing world of fungi – in pictures
Dr Tom May, a mycologist at the Royal Botanic Gardens and an expert witness at the Erin Patterson trial, has collaborated with renowned fungi photographer Stephen Axford and writer Catherin Marciniak ...
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Stunning, every single one www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
What I love most about the first proper rain of autumn is how there's leaf matter all over the roads and paths, so using my bike breaks sharpish is *risky* but also everyone drives like they live in LA and so using my breaks is *necessary*
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What I love most about the first proper rain of autumn is how there's leaf matter all over the roads and paths, so using my bike breaks sharpish is *risky* but also everyone drives like they live in LA and so using my breaks is *necessary*
Super enjoy blow drying my hair so I can arrive at work with it all wet again 👍🏼
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Super enjoy blow drying my hair so I can arrive at work with it all wet again 👍🏼
If your compassionate leave policy is discretionary, you don't have a policy. What you have an inequitable and opaque bidding opportunity which adds to stress at your employee's worst moment and benefits those who can advocate for themselves over those who can't in that moment.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If your compassionate leave policy is discretionary, you don't have a policy. What you have an inequitable and opaque bidding opportunity which adds to stress at your employee's worst moment and benefits those who can advocate for themselves over those who can't in that moment.
Infrastructure outages are the new snow days
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Infrastructure outages are the new snow days
We are currently experiencing a busy period and ‘putting the washing away’ may take longer than the usual 5-7 business days.
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
We are currently experiencing a busy period and ‘putting the washing away’ may take longer than the usual 5-7 business days.
Keeping it real in the group chat as we got our first ‘I don’t wanna mention the C-word but can we make plans for December?!’
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Keeping it real in the group chat as we got our first ‘I don’t wanna mention the C-word but can we make plans for December?!’
But why is it 'insatiable' instead of 'unsateable' ?
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
But why is it 'insatiable' instead of 'unsateable' ?
Picking up my order from a DIY store, it contained a jab saw. As the guy handed it to me he said ‘you be careful with that won’t you’. I avoided the temptation to be careless with it or my words as I took my order and walked away wondering why we still keep doing this to women.
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Picking up my order from a DIY store, it contained a jab saw. As the guy handed it to me he said ‘you be careful with that won’t you’. I avoided the temptation to be careless with it or my words as I took my order and walked away wondering why we still keep doing this to women.
Today my Wordle pals and I are sharing our guesses and have concluded we should never share our Wordle guesses with any therapists. Some great Wordle poetry in there too.
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today my Wordle pals and I are sharing our guesses and have concluded we should never share our Wordle guesses with any therapists. Some great Wordle poetry in there too.
Looking for which model Kindle I got my partner, I had reason to search 'Kindle' in my Amazon orders, which is how I found out I've read 42 books on Kindle since Nov 23. Kindle is about half of my reading as I also get paper books and periodicals. This is definitely a brag. I impressed myself.
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Looking for which model Kindle I got my partner, I had reason to search 'Kindle' in my Amazon orders, which is how I found out I've read 42 books on Kindle since Nov 23. Kindle is about half of my reading as I also get paper books and periodicals. This is definitely a brag. I impressed myself.