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Matt
@wanderingwilbs.bsky.social
Ex-teacher
Cat dad
YouTuber
General annoyance
Me watching Charlotte vote out Minah: "this show is completely unwatchable now"

Me watching Charlotte in the turret "she's a diabolical genius and she needs to win"
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why did I think I could do a 4km run on the treadmill before seeing my PT for an hour.

I think I might be dead.
January 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Feels like joining a cult
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not happy about this back to work malarkey
January 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
'It'll be an easy 4km run' Runna said, 'you'll be fine' Runna said.

It was, in fact, difficult.
January 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Love getting these kind of texts in the morning
December 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Why is he furious with me?
November 27, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Who's your favourite Pokémon from each type ? 🍃🔥💧

pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Matt
I’m so sad I have short hair and can’t do this 🥺

#Wicked #WickedMovie
a woman with green hair is standing next to another woman
ALT: a woman with green hair is standing next to another woman
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November 23, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I don’t remember buying a furby?
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Flew too close to the sun last night and had cheesy enchiladas for tea.

Now I’m in for a day of hot girl tummy troubles.
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Someone at work is trying to mess with my project plan spreadsheet.

Why do boomers not know the golden rule of not touching another mans spreadsheet??
November 19, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Wasn’t expecting this this morning.
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Reposted by Matt
on bluesky we do not engage in rage bait or give bigots the attention they desperately need.

protect you peace: click on this list, hit subscribe, & then select block all. 🚫✌🏼https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pmyqirafcp3jqdhrl7crpq7t/lists/3kppycyn22u2r
November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Guys I’m so clumsy. My hand slipped and now the colonel is on his way to my house
a man dressed as kentucky fried chicken is holding a bucket of kfc
ALT: a man dressed as kentucky fried chicken is holding a bucket of kfc
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November 18, 2024 at 6:23 PM
My feelings about going back to work after a week off.
Why am I, a gay adult homosexual, required to have a job
November 18, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Back to work tomorrow after a week off.
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Matt
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Reintroduction thread:

Name: Matt
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Shropshire 🇬🇧
Interests: Pop Culture, Pokemon, Drag race, Gaming
Job: Learning designer
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Rory has taken to coming to bed with me and either doing this or holding hands and it’s the sweetest thing
November 17, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Stop! If you see this post, repost with your cat!
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Devastated to wake up this morning and find I didn’t win the euromillions.

God sends his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Me trying to navigate another social media platform
November 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM