wandangle wrangler
@wandanglewrangler.bsky.social
wrangling the wandangles so you don’t have to
i am the sheriff god damnit
life’s a shootout in a saloon and you’re surrounded by hooligans
i am the sheriff god damnit
life’s a shootout in a saloon and you’re surrounded by hooligans
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i have a god given right to get hideously drunk on your driveway
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
i have a god given right to get hideously drunk on your driveway
trudeau just called to ask me to lead canada’s military. unfortunately I ultimately decided that I wasn’t the best fit for the job. taking hard turns at full speed in our suspiciously tipp-able infantry transport vehicles would simply be too great of a temptation for me
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
trudeau just called to ask me to lead canada’s military. unfortunately I ultimately decided that I wasn’t the best fit for the job. taking hard turns at full speed in our suspiciously tipp-able infantry transport vehicles would simply be too great of a temptation for me
i am declaring war on “vape nashe”
November 27, 2024 at 6:03 AM
i am declaring war on “vape nashe”
it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll
in all seriousness I am becoming very concern about the feasibility of my three day plan to hit top 100 in followers
sadly I’m on day two and it’s not looking good
in all seriousness I am becoming very concern about the feasibility of my three day plan to hit top 100 in followers
sadly I’m on day two and it’s not looking good
November 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll
in all seriousness I am becoming very concern about the feasibility of my three day plan to hit top 100 in followers
sadly I’m on day two and it’s not looking good
in all seriousness I am becoming very concern about the feasibility of my three day plan to hit top 100 in followers
sadly I’m on day two and it’s not looking good
has anyone considered that tariffs are not, in fact, good?
November 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
has anyone considered that tariffs are not, in fact, good?
listening to poilievre pivot back and forth from every attack he can think of against trudeau and then saying we must end partisanship is fucking bizarre and absolutely insane
November 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
listening to poilievre pivot back and forth from every attack he can think of against trudeau and then saying we must end partisanship is fucking bizarre and absolutely insane
Reposted by wandangle wrangler
Here’s Canadian politics in a nutshell:
Reporters to Pierre Poilievre (leader of the Conservative Party): “What is your reaction to Mr. Trump’s proposed 25% tariff on all Canadian imports?”
Poilievre: “Let me not answer that question but instead talk for 20 minutes about how Justin Trudeau sucks.”
Reporters to Pierre Poilievre (leader of the Conservative Party): “What is your reaction to Mr. Trump’s proposed 25% tariff on all Canadian imports?”
Poilievre: “Let me not answer that question but instead talk for 20 minutes about how Justin Trudeau sucks.”
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Here’s Canadian politics in a nutshell:
Reporters to Pierre Poilievre (leader of the Conservative Party): “What is your reaction to Mr. Trump’s proposed 25% tariff on all Canadian imports?”
Poilievre: “Let me not answer that question but instead talk for 20 minutes about how Justin Trudeau sucks.”
Reporters to Pierre Poilievre (leader of the Conservative Party): “What is your reaction to Mr. Trump’s proposed 25% tariff on all Canadian imports?”
Poilievre: “Let me not answer that question but instead talk for 20 minutes about how Justin Trudeau sucks.”
calling on trudeau to put partisanship aside and cut carbon tax to be on team canada? you fucking goob bitch poilievre
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
calling on trudeau to put partisanship aside and cut carbon tax to be on team canada? you fucking goob bitch poilievre
poilievre is such a fuck. takes the chance to shit on trudeau as the first thing he says after the tariffs were announced what a coward pathetic noodle
populist trash
populist trash
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
poilievre is such a fuck. takes the chance to shit on trudeau as the first thing he says after the tariffs were announced what a coward pathetic noodle
populist trash
populist trash
im the motherfucking sheriff
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
im the motherfucking sheriff
inspired by the legacy of the trump family I am now for a limited time accepting applications for a “wandangle jr”
must be a slow learner, dumber than me, and be a skilled whiner
must be a slow learner, dumber than me, and be a skilled whiner
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 AM
inspired by the legacy of the trump family I am now for a limited time accepting applications for a “wandangle jr”
must be a slow learner, dumber than me, and be a skilled whiner
must be a slow learner, dumber than me, and be a skilled whiner
i am going to become a HILLBILLY AUCTIONEER and you cannot stop me
i am going to show up at your house and sell all your stuff before you can react and stop me
i am going to show up at your house and sell all your stuff before you can react and stop me
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i am going to become a HILLBILLY AUCTIONEER and you cannot stop me
i am going to show up at your house and sell all your stuff before you can react and stop me
i am going to show up at your house and sell all your stuff before you can react and stop me
urgent breaking news important alert 🚨
donald trump sets record for most sex pests nominated in one cabinet
famous pedophile and close personal friend of donald, jeff epstein, could not be reached for comment
donald trump sets record for most sex pests nominated in one cabinet
famous pedophile and close personal friend of donald, jeff epstein, could not be reached for comment
November 26, 2024 at 4:55 AM
urgent breaking news important alert 🚨
donald trump sets record for most sex pests nominated in one cabinet
famous pedophile and close personal friend of donald, jeff epstein, could not be reached for comment
donald trump sets record for most sex pests nominated in one cabinet
famous pedophile and close personal friend of donald, jeff epstein, could not be reached for comment
my dream is to have my own personal reply guy one day
November 26, 2024 at 4:07 AM
my dream is to have my own personal reply guy one day
putting a matte screen protector on your phone is lifechanging
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
putting a matte screen protector on your phone is lifechanging
@scalzi.com just wanted to say thanks for being awesome and writing great books that helped me grow up loving sci fi
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 AM
@scalzi.com just wanted to say thanks for being awesome and writing great books that helped me grow up loving sci fi
America you suck ass rn you know that???
November 26, 2024 at 12:30 AM
America you suck ass rn you know that???
just flapping away in the butterfly app
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
just flapping away in the butterfly app
tariffs mean taking away your FREEDOM to buy CHEAP SHIT
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
tariffs mean taking away your FREEDOM to buy CHEAP SHIT
politics should be about merit, not woke “DEI” bullshit 😤😤
*nominates cabinet of unhinged political carnies*
much better 😊
*nominates cabinet of unhinged political carnies*
much better 😊
November 25, 2024 at 3:12 PM
politics should be about merit, not woke “DEI” bullshit 😤😤
*nominates cabinet of unhinged political carnies*
much better 😊
*nominates cabinet of unhinged political carnies*
much better 😊
the biggest US government contractor is now in charge of how the government spends money
has anything more corrupt ever happened in the US?
just another case where you’d imagine more people would care. but it turns out nobody’s home and the rules don’t really exist
has anything more corrupt ever happened in the US?
just another case where you’d imagine more people would care. but it turns out nobody’s home and the rules don’t really exist
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 PM
the biggest US government contractor is now in charge of how the government spends money
has anything more corrupt ever happened in the US?
just another case where you’d imagine more people would care. but it turns out nobody’s home and the rules don’t really exist
has anything more corrupt ever happened in the US?
just another case where you’d imagine more people would care. but it turns out nobody’s home and the rules don’t really exist
everything in my life is arguably not that bad but it feels AWFUL
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
everything in my life is arguably not that bad but it feels AWFUL