Leonardo DiCaprio
Me: “I’m sorry, but dada has to work.”
2 Year Old: “Why?”
*heavy sigh* “Well, you see, we unfortunately live under a system of economic capitalism where the acquisition of material wealth is upheld as the main motivator of…. you know what, just read this.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but dada has to work.”
2 Year Old: “Why?”
*heavy sigh* “Well, you see, we unfortunately live under a system of economic capitalism where the acquisition of material wealth is upheld as the main motivator of…. you know what, just read this.”
Arrowroot cookies.
I could eat 30 or 40 of those motherfuckers.
Arrowroot cookies.
I could eat 30 or 40 of those motherfuckers.
I want to drive this adorable little frog!
Priced below €20,000, the reborn Twingo will face the Volkswagen ID.1, Hyundai Inster, Fiat 500e, and the BYD Dolphin Surf.
What do you think of its design?
I want to drive this adorable little frog!
Some wounds never heal.
Some wounds never heal.
Karoline Leavitt: “The insinuation by members of the lying fake-news media that the President’s choice of chair is somehow inappropriate or “obviously evil” is ridiculous and, quite frankly, insulting and hurtful to our great and perfect leader.”
Karoline Leavitt: “The insinuation by members of the lying fake-news media that the President’s choice of chair is somehow inappropriate or “obviously evil” is ridiculous and, quite frankly, insulting and hurtful to our great and perfect leader.”
Also me, whenever I see “Global Village Coffeehouse”:
“The past was better, and we need to go back to my carefree childhood!!!”
Also me, whenever I see “Global Village Coffeehouse”:
“The past was better, and we need to go back to my carefree childhood!!!”
Meanwhile, JT gets to have a stress-free retirement from politics, not have to deal with any of Trump’s bullshit, & have sex with Katy Perry 🤣
Meanwhile, JT gets to have a stress-free retirement from politics, not have to deal with any of Trump’s bullshit, & have sex with Katy Perry 🤣
(Also, every time he says “Department of War”, my eyes roll back in my head and I throw up in my mouth a little bit.)
- Ronald Reagan
(Also, every time he says “Department of War”, my eyes roll back in my head and I throw up in my mouth a little bit.)
Me: *gestures broadly at entire world*
Me: *gestures broadly at entire world*