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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy
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Aro Agender Goblin
Yuggera Country 🇦🇺

Come away, O human child 🧚🏻

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New year; New intro post!

Ahoy-hoy! I'm Kel and I was born to be a forest goblin but forced to be a Millennial.

I love books 📚, videogames 🎮, nature 🐸, Star Trek 🖖🏻, and all things horror 👻.

Secular homeschooling parent of two (12 & 4)

My Bsky posts are a mix of all my interests & daily life.
Why choose one when you could choose four? 😄

Candyman (2021): Nia DaCosta

The Babadook (2014): Jennifer Kent

Jennifer's Boy (2009): Karyn Kusama

American Psycho (2000): Mary Harron

#FilmSky
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ash (2025)

When you have all the ingredients to make a delicious cake but somehow wind up making haggis instead.

#FilmSky
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Night of the Reaper (2025) is a total piece of trash and I don't understand how so many people online think it has a clever script (it really doesn't).

#FilmSky
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Brooklyn 45 is the exact kind of movie I would have loved to have done an essay on back in film studies.

#FilmSky
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Family Movie Night

We thought Lockjaw might like to join us so we brought her up into the living room in her temporary enclosure.

Ain't she gorgeous!
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Power turned off in our area late last night so there were no fans or aircon.

Our house was still 36°C/97°F degrees at 4am. 🥵

Plus, my died 30 minutes later and the only one who slept was Little One 😫

It's 6:45am & it just came back on so I'm now taking the puddle that was once my body to bed 🫠
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
At this rate, I'm going to end up with nothing to listen to because so many musical artists are trash humans.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Currently reading: The Burial Tide by Neil Sharpson.

#BookSky
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I swear Lockjaw has a death wish 😫
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Folks have spoiled two series and a movie for me in my feed already today.

Think I'm going to avoid this place until I finish the other series I'm watching before someone can spoil that on me, too. 😮‍💨
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Not my house, but I know my way around.
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
My Facebook feed is full of these now!!! 😡😡😡
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
What. The Actual. Fuck!?

#AusPol
In Albo's new antisemitism bill, the definition of "hate crime", which underpins the new regime to proscribe "hate groups" like the Nazis, specifically excludes "advocating genocide". That is, advocating genocide is treated as not being a racist hate crime. Now, why would that be?
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Was on FB and got up to answer the door and clicked on some sort of ad that was just some awful genAI enemies to lovers story with an accompanying genAI video.

🤮
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Today's critical literacy lesson was on documentaries and how they can use biased and emotive language.

We chose animal documentaries so we are comparing an episode of Mysterious Creatures (Galante), Ant Mountain (Attenborough), and an episode of Walking With Dinosaurs (2025).
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Documentary: Imagine being the first settlers to discover this place. To walk where no one had been before.

Kiddo: Sounds about white.

🤣
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I feel so fucking old
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I'll take it 😄
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I mean... 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Tariq (Inquisitor) & Dorian have an adopted daughter, Ominira Vivienne Lucille Trevelyan Pavus (aka Rook).

Tannin (Rook) & Davrin have two griffins, Assan & Thunder.

The rest of my Dragon Age OCs are childless.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Tonight's book: Phengaris by Anna Orridge.

#BookSky
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Feeling pretty productive! I have moved three large storage containers worth of toys out of the house today!

It meant having people knock on my door multiple times to collect things therefore requiring me to change out of my pyjamas but it was a sacrifice I was willing to make. 😄
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 AM
If you see this post an Archer.
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 AM