I never know what you are talking about so I made a custom GPT to have AI explain you to me (because I know you love AI. Here is what it said about this

The saddest part about Ozzy dying is the inclusion of "reality-TV star" in this headline. This guy bit the head off a fucking bat. Show some respect.

I asked ChatGPT to tell me the story of the night you and @wordofchris.bsky.social made a real meatbaby. Here is what followed.

I think my son is drunk #dinnerboyfinger

Apple’s connected ecosystem loses its luster when the dumb things @runningboard7.bsky.social texts me won’t stop showing up in my news app every morning too

My kids say this doesn’t count as “wrapped” presents but I checked with the cops and they said they wouldn’t murder me for this.