Great job saving that cheese restaurant though, everyone.

The saddest part about Ozzy dying is the inclusion of "reality-TV star" in this headline. This guy bit the head off a fucking bat. Show some respect.

Some parents take their kids to see Taylor Swift in concert, I’m taking mine to see Point Break on the big screen. Both are important cultural moments but one is just a concert and the other in the best movie ever made.

We always wanted Buffalo.

I think my son is drunk #dinnerboyfinger

Hey I made an AI song about a werewolf surf gang. Does anyone know how to make this a Grammy? easymusic.ai/music/72243-...

Apple’s connected ecosystem loses its luster when the dumb things @runningboard7.bsky.social texts me won’t stop showing up in my news app every morning too

My kids say this doesn’t count as “wrapped” presents but I checked with the cops and they said they wouldn’t murder me for this.

Every night there’s a new YouTube video shot on an iPhone making me regret not catching Sturgill Simpson’s latest tour. I mean holy shit.

Imagine having a job where your whole day is just friending strangers on LinkedIn and typing, “Hey, I really love your business. Idk, maybe we should be business friends? This sounds crazy but I think the business my business has might make your business even better at business. Holler back”.

Trump is going to be our President again and we’re all waiting to watch Mike Tyson fight a YouTube guy on Netflix? This timeline fucking sucks man.

This site seems to have been picking up lately, although still a disappointing amount of Van Halen content =vh=