Trump: “If people aren't coming to work, if they're not going to come in the office and report ... then they're going to be terminated.”

Does this include presidents who spend most of their time at the golf course?

Heroes

There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil