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I like redheaded girls with glasses.

Other guys are like, "look at her tits", or, "check out her ass".

I'm like, "I'll bet she has trouble seeing the blackboard and that she sunburns easily... 😍"
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Uh theres a new nut milk brand called JOI and I’m not sure who needs to be fired
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Elon Musk’s Big, Dumb, Stupid War: A South Park-esque Saga of Crybabies and Space Nerds

In what can only be described as a tantrum fit for Cartman himself, Elon Musk—the self-proclaimed genius who made Teslas, Twitter, and terrible baby names—has taken to his beloved platform to announce

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December 29, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Egg bread
December 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Rye bread. (Should have got more color. Maybe I'll egg wash it and give it some time in a fast oven)
December 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Pastrami from yesterday.
December 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Salmon is done
December 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Salmon just starting to smoke
December 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 1:59 PM
So, Cub's house brand has both club soda. AND seltzer water. I bought both so I could do a comparison taste test, but....

What do I use as a palate cleanser?
December 28, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Curing salmon to make lox for this weekend, but cooked the trimmings and served with a dill-mustard-gin sauce.
December 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Have a Merry Christmas, Luigi.

🌲 : www.instagram.com/p/DD2ji7eSIe...

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December 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Chicken galantine and pom annas
December 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
One of the first things that made me fall in love with cooking was watching Jaques Pepin galantine (completely debone) q whole chicken.

But I've never tried it until now. Chorizo stuffing for it.
December 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
How ya gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance, by standing on the wall?
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Homemade lox
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I like redheaded girls with glasses.

Other guys are like, "look at her tits", or, "check out her ass".

I'm like, "I'll bet she has trouble seeing the blackboard and that she sunburns easily... 😍"
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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The Lord of the Beans!
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy Trinity.
December 2, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Is this too big of a cat bed
November 30, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Every time someone says ‘sex work is degrading,’ I remember that there are people who write ‘team player’ on their LinkedIn while working for Amazon.
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Fall colors. Just in time for winter. 🤦‍♂️
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM