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listen!
bae was losing REAL bad at fall guys and kept blaming me saying im a “distraction”
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i’m a monster 🙂‍↕️
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
GOOD EEEEVENING
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
😵
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me and the giant iced coffee i made purely for the caffeine (it tastes like fucking shit)
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok thoughts (be NICE not HONEST i did it MYSELF)
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no bc this is crazy like what was she smoking then and can she also start smoking it again
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i have to clean today should i don’t think anyone has ever had it harder than me 😪
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
it’s monday which means it’s friday for me which MEANS september is almost finally fucking over!! ignore the water i stupidly spilled on myself
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
walked in to see this.. america is normal and fun!
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
had to say goodbye to my best friend in the whole world today. absolutely nothing prepares you for pain like this
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
body was verrrry tea here idk what was happening
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
went thrifting yesterday and found NOTHING
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is what we were cookin with when i was drawing btw i really do kinda miss it and always forget about it
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
seeing all of them rot away is verrrrry pleasing to me
September 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
charlie kirk you say?
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my 2015 vs 2025 needs to be studied idk what i thought i was giving
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i made my chicken :) (in a mustard sauce w brown rice and an avocado i had to use today) ignore the bite i already took i was hungies
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*blinks*
August 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
at the mall which means auntie anne’s lemonade :D
August 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
and you know what….
July 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
she was being unbelievably sweet when i got home from work last night
July 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
proof that i put clothes on
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
typically i go for coke zero but today…. i will do what i must
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM