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testing
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
testing
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i bought a rain coat :D
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
give me something i can CRUSH… something i can KILL……
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
every coworker being an actual nightmare and talking about the super bowl and it seems it’s everybody else’s first day on earth
a woman is covering her face with her hands while wearing rings and earrings .
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while wearing rings and earrings .
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February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
watching the traitors this year is making me miss claim to fame…. did y’all watch claim to fame
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
drinking keurig coffee is a sin btw!! repent!
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
we have a winner 🥹 meet tilly!
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
going to look at more puppies 🙂‍↕️
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this being literally the best section of any song ever recorded…… i’m shaking
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
stupid and hideous bastard
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
put in an application for a puppy (my love and i have been planning for this for a couple months) and if we get her i will literally fucking cry she the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
if lola young has no haters then i have left this earth
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
trying to nap but my dick’s throbbing 😵‍💫
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
just got home work SUCKS
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
anyone else turning 30 in a month?
a man with gray hair and wrinkles on his face looks at the camera
ALT: a man with gray hair and wrinkles on his face looks at the camera
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February 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i awaken feeling Well Rested
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
waiting on taco bell order to get here dasher has been waiting in line for about 15 minutes
a woman wearing a leopard print jacket and a black turtleneck
ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print jacket and a black turtleneck
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January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
almost cried to a new moon edit on tiktok…. fridays are for mental inventory
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
back to work after laying on the couch for three days my lower back is begging me to quit my job
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i’ve eaten three family size bags of chex mix in the past week
a woman wearing a choker and hoop earrings is smiling
ALT: a woman wearing a choker and hoop earrings is smiling
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January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
me in star wars outlaws showing up to the mechanic’s shop to upgrade my speeder
a car is driving down a dirt road with a sign that says 20 on it .
ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road with a sign that says 20 on it .
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January 29, 2026 at 2:34 AM