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bae was losing REAL bad at fall guys and kept blaming me saying im a “distraction”
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
starting outer worlds 2 today :D
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
watching the ed gein monster show and boy oh boyyyyy this shit is boogers
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
florence is on the precipice of releasing what i instinctively know is going to be her magnum opus and i’m trying to play it REALLLLY cool but im freaking tf out like.. you know when you can feel a piece of media is about to change your entire life
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i’m a monster 🙂‍↕️
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
SYMPATHY MAGIIIIIIIC. SYMPATHY MAGIIIIIIIIIC!
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
GOOD EEEEVENING
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
another day of saying quitting smoking was the stupidest thing i’ve ever decided to do
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I FINISHED IT
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
finally fucking finishing dragon age the veilguard tonight (i’m a little sad abt it but only a little)
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
arms outstretched… back from the dead.. streetlights bursting overhead…..
a man in a white shirt and black pants is sitting on a stool .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black pants is sitting on a stool .
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October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i have realized i’m too prudish and i fear attention too much for an alt…… much to think about!
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i made chili cheese tots for dinner!!!!
a woman is sitting in a red chair and pressing a red button
ALT: a woman is sitting in a red chair and pressing a red button
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October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my love and i have been dealing with not having a functional washer and dryer of our own since we moved in 2020 and we FINALLY HAVE BOTH OF THEM and they’re both WORKING my fucking lord i’ve never been so excited to do laundry
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
because ours are the moments i play in the dark we were wild and fluorescent come home to my heart
two women are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open
ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open
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October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i want nothing more than to be fucking done with dragon age the veilguard….. this game WILL kill me
October 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
😵
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me and the giant iced coffee i made purely for the caffeine (it tastes like fucking shit)
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok thoughts (be NICE not HONEST i did it MYSELF)
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
about to FUCK up my hair so i can feel something everyone pray for me
October 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I KNOW THAT TIME IS ELASTIC
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
🚨BIANNUAL IDENTITY CRISIS IS NOOOW🚨
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
lucanis dellamorte if you’re seeing this i’m free tomorrow if you’re lucanis dellamorte and you want to hang out tomorrow i’m free so when im free tomorrow lucanis dellamorte just let me know because im free tomorrow
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM