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R. J. Waguespack
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Mostly a fool, occasionally cool.
I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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Making electricity with a nuclear power plant is just like making coffee. If, you know, you like radioactive coffee.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Modern Lovecraft:

A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Back in the '60s, all the rich kids in garage bands had Kustom equipment.
I still hate rich kids.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Back in 1970, I would have sold my soul for a Fender Bandmaster.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
US Navy -- Proudly served, 1976-1981.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My honor society, Phi Alpha Theta.
(No, we're not Satanists.)
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My alma mater.
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
That's right, ladies, he's got stamina!
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
See? There was nothing original in Star Wars.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ah, Bayou Lafourche.
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I may not be worth 40 million, but I have more books than Sydney Sweeney.
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cat with a Strat.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Hey, I'm just sayin', you don't see many people of color in Middle Earth."
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is Pam Bondi the goddess of all Karens?
October 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"C'mon, make my hippity hoppity day."
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I'm really jazzed about that Tilly Norwood. She's so cute.
Can't wait to see what romcoms she's cast in.
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Right now I'm watching "The Lost World" (1960) on FX Movies Retro.
That's right, she's wearing pink Capri Pants while walking around in the Amazon.
What of it?
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Our president demonstrating to a young man the proper use of a lawnmower.

"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him."
-- Clint Eastwood
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, dude, I know the feeling.
I can't figure it out either.
September 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM