I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
I still hate rich kids.
I still hate rich kids.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
(No, we're not Satanists.)
(No, we're not Satanists.)
Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
Can't wait to see what romcoms she's cast in.
Can't wait to see what romcoms she's cast in.
That's right, she's wearing pink Capri Pants while walking around in the Amazon.
What of it?
That's right, she's wearing pink Capri Pants while walking around in the Amazon.
What of it?
"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him."
-- Clint Eastwood
"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him."
-- Clint Eastwood
I can't figure it out either.
I can't figure it out either.