R. J. Waguespack
@wagsrj.bsky.social
Mostly a fool, occasionally cool.
I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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R. J. Waguespack
@wagsrj.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Rocky was a very smart dog.
No, he didn't actually talk to me.
It was telepathy.
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
No, he didn't actually talk to me.
It was telepathy.
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
Being an intelligent, well-adjusted adult is my role-playing game.
Currently, I'm a level three male sub-urbanite. I've lost a lot of hit points. There's a hole in my bag of holding.
Currently, I'm a level three male sub-urbanite. I've lost a lot of hit points. There's a hole in my bag of holding.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Being an intelligent, well-adjusted adult is my role-playing game.
Currently, I'm a level three male sub-urbanite. I've lost a lot of hit points. There's a hole in my bag of holding.
Currently, I'm a level three male sub-urbanite. I've lost a lot of hit points. There's a hole in my bag of holding.
If you think you know it all, you do.
(That's not a good thing.)
(That's not a good thing.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you think you know it all, you do.
(That's not a good thing.)
(That's not a good thing.)
Although I have two college degrees, I don't consider myself "smart."
I'm just an average student who never stopped learning after high school.
I'm just an average student who never stopped learning after high school.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Although I have two college degrees, I don't consider myself "smart."
I'm just an average student who never stopped learning after high school.
I'm just an average student who never stopped learning after high school.
Making electricity with a nuclear power plant is just like making coffee. If, you know, you like radioactive coffee.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Making electricity with a nuclear power plant is just like making coffee. If, you know, you like radioactive coffee.
Words of wisdom:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcO...
Kung Fu: Master Kan Tells Caine Why They Accepted Him Into the Temple
YouTube video by Grasshopper
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Words of wisdom:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcO...
Modern Lovecraft:
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Modern Lovecraft:
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
I still talk to a couple of rich kids from high school.
They're more miserable than I am.
Go figure.
They're more miserable than I am.
Go figure.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I still talk to a couple of rich kids from high school.
They're more miserable than I am.
Go figure.
They're more miserable than I am.
Go figure.
Back in the '60s, all the rich kids in garage bands had Kustom equipment.
I still hate rich kids.
I still hate rich kids.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Back in the '60s, all the rich kids in garage bands had Kustom equipment.
I still hate rich kids.
I still hate rich kids.
Back in 1970, I would have sold my soul for a Fender Bandmaster.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Back in 1970, I would have sold my soul for a Fender Bandmaster.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
If papa donald gives us all $2000, I'm going to get a new practice amp. Maybe one of those Fender Mustangs.
I don't need it, but if he can throw a Great Gatsby party and build a golden ballroom, I can get a new amp.
I don't need it, but if he can throw a Great Gatsby party and build a golden ballroom, I can get a new amp.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If papa donald gives us all $2000, I'm going to get a new practice amp. Maybe one of those Fender Mustangs.
I don't need it, but if he can throw a Great Gatsby party and build a golden ballroom, I can get a new amp.
I don't need it, but if he can throw a Great Gatsby party and build a golden ballroom, I can get a new amp.
US Navy -- Proudly served, 1976-1981.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
US Navy -- Proudly served, 1976-1981.
Apparently, the only thing we learned in the twentieth century is how to kill people more efficiently, economically, and under budget.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Apparently, the only thing we learned in the twentieth century is how to kill people more efficiently, economically, and under budget.
The true horror of life is that we can trace a direct line from rockabilly to Taylor Swift.
I know. It's why we drink.
I know. It's why we drink.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The true horror of life is that we can trace a direct line from rockabilly to Taylor Swift.
I know. It's why we drink.
I know. It's why we drink.
After an exhaustive scholarly study, I have concluded that everything went to Hell after they raised the drinking age from 18 to 21.
Don't argue. It's science.
Don't argue. It's science.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
After an exhaustive scholarly study, I have concluded that everything went to Hell after they raised the drinking age from 18 to 21.
Don't argue. It's science.
Don't argue. It's science.
It's too cold to play outside.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's too cold to play outside.
We're doomed.
(Is there some genetic thing going on here that human beings desperately need slaves?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxu...
(Is there some genetic thing going on here that human beings desperately need slaves?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxu...
New AI Robot With Synthetic Skin SHOCKED the World: Uncomfortably Human!
YouTube video by AI Revolution
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We're doomed.
(Is there some genetic thing going on here that human beings desperately need slaves?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxu...
(Is there some genetic thing going on here that human beings desperately need slaves?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxu...
I woke up in a good mood this morning.
I've been smiling and laughing with myself all day.
I think I'm going insane.
I've been smiling and laughing with myself all day.
I think I'm going insane.
a large monster is standing on top of a hill .
ALT: a large monster is standing on top of a hill .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I woke up in a good mood this morning.
I've been smiling and laughing with myself all day.
I think I'm going insane.
I've been smiling and laughing with myself all day.
I think I'm going insane.
The forecast for the bayou country is to be in the lower 30s in the next couple of days.
I won't be leaving my hovel until it warms up.
Science has shown that human beings cannot survive in temperatures below 72 degrees.
I won't be leaving my hovel until it warms up.
Science has shown that human beings cannot survive in temperatures below 72 degrees.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The forecast for the bayou country is to be in the lower 30s in the next couple of days.
I won't be leaving my hovel until it warms up.
Science has shown that human beings cannot survive in temperatures below 72 degrees.
I won't be leaving my hovel until it warms up.
Science has shown that human beings cannot survive in temperatures below 72 degrees.
"Buying a cheap Chinese guitar is un-American!"
"That's right. Only doctors, lawyers, and dentists should be allowed to buy and play guitars."
"That's right. Only doctors, lawyers, and dentists should be allowed to buy and play guitars."
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Buying a cheap Chinese guitar is un-American!"
"That's right. Only doctors, lawyers, and dentists should be allowed to buy and play guitars."
"That's right. Only doctors, lawyers, and dentists should be allowed to buy and play guitars."
Six years ago, Sydney Sweeney had a forgettable role in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood."
Now she's worth 40 million.
God bless America.
Now she's worth 40 million.
God bless America.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Six years ago, Sydney Sweeney had a forgettable role in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood."
Now she's worth 40 million.
God bless America.
Now she's worth 40 million.
God bless America.
A naked man in a movie is disgusting.
A naked woman in a movie is art.
I don't see how you can call that a double standard.
A naked woman in a movie is art.
I don't see how you can call that a double standard.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A naked man in a movie is disgusting.
A naked woman in a movie is art.
I don't see how you can call that a double standard.
A naked woman in a movie is art.
I don't see how you can call that a double standard.
"You are such a loser."
"Maybe, but then again, all the girls who rejected me in high school got fat."
"Oh, so you're a misogynist."
"Well, I have given massages, but that doesn't make me a professional."
"Maybe, but then again, all the girls who rejected me in high school got fat."
"Oh, so you're a misogynist."
"Well, I have given massages, but that doesn't make me a professional."
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"You are such a loser."
"Maybe, but then again, all the girls who rejected me in high school got fat."
"Oh, so you're a misogynist."
"Well, I have given massages, but that doesn't make me a professional."
"Maybe, but then again, all the girls who rejected me in high school got fat."
"Oh, so you're a misogynist."
"Well, I have given massages, but that doesn't make me a professional."
Like Victor Frankenstein, I brought dead tacos to life by excessive exposure to microwave radiation.
They're gooooooooooood.
They're gooooooooooood.
a black and white photo of frankenstein smiling in a dark room .
ALT: a black and white photo of frankenstein smiling in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Like Victor Frankenstein, I brought dead tacos to life by excessive exposure to microwave radiation.
They're gooooooooooood.
They're gooooooooooood.
My mother, the genius, taught me a valuable lesson.
If you're not happy right now, you never will be.
Happiness is internal, not external.
If you're not happy right now, you never will be.
Happiness is internal, not external.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My mother, the genius, taught me a valuable lesson.
If you're not happy right now, you never will be.
Happiness is internal, not external.
If you're not happy right now, you never will be.
Happiness is internal, not external.
Right now I'm watching "Destroy All Monsters" on TCM.
You know, they could save on a lot of damage if they just let Godzilla go ahead and stomp Tokyo.
They can always rebuild.
Look how many times they rebuilt the Tokyo Tower.
You know, they could save on a lot of damage if they just let Godzilla go ahead and stomp Tokyo.
They can always rebuild.
Look how many times they rebuilt the Tokyo Tower.
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Right now I'm watching "Destroy All Monsters" on TCM.
You know, they could save on a lot of damage if they just let Godzilla go ahead and stomp Tokyo.
They can always rebuild.
Look how many times they rebuilt the Tokyo Tower.
You know, they could save on a lot of damage if they just let Godzilla go ahead and stomp Tokyo.
They can always rebuild.
Look how many times they rebuilt the Tokyo Tower.