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I do my best thinking at 3AM. When I'm sat upon my local Waffle House commode.
My daughter has asked me to play a song in the car... im sure many of us have forgotten. Give it a listen and tell me you dont feel something.

"This land is your land"

What happened to that America.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So... is anyone surprised that the no war president. Changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War and is about to start a war. I mean, give him a break. It's not his fault. It's In the name now. His hands are tied.
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Trump launches a new jewelry line. Called "Noble Piece Gift." Claims the jewelry will be worth more than some stupid medal if anyone even cared about those.
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
With Trump passing an executive order to ban flag burning. News media quickly scrambled to contact Aaron Carter with a Quija board. Only receiving IKO IKO in response.
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So it's 2025... Are we beginning to realize Republicans might be bad for the economy.
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We need a united front where we protest with our Dollars. Its the only thing we have left they will listen to. We need an organized protest where. If they don't put Jimmy back on the air, we all cancel Disney Plus on a certain date. No more Disney anything. A formal demand with a cancelation date.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Elon has sold X, formerly known as Twitter to xAI. Making it the largest form of money laundering this year. Trump is quoted as saying.... "Hold my beer, I'm creating a sovereign wealth fund."
March 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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There’s a Tesla dealership at the Americana. For the 5 minutes it would take before his goons whisked you away, you could protest Elon Musk *and* Rick Caruso
February 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Shut down the senate!!!!
February 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Protest at Treasury department. Elon does not have the right to oversee our tax dollars!!!!
February 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So when trump says this horrific crash was caused by DEI. What he is really saying is. "This was caused by some person of color somewhere. Why because I have common sense." Let that sink in...
January 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There's a chain of command... you are the missing link.
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well, now that trump is in office. I can officially start blaming all my problems on him now.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Elon musk, considering buying Bluesky. College dropouts all over the country begin making social media platforms. They quote, "This is the next crypto"
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Dr. Oz is going to be in charge of what??? Why, no, Dorothy, i guess we're not in Kansas anymore.
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
As "X" continues to lose active users to Bluesky. Musk has been coming up with new ideas to improve engagement. One idea was changing the name to "XXX" claiming it will be three times better.
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Lauren Boebert asked in Congress about non-human hybrids. This line of questioning quickly lead to "Can they vote?"
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
In the wake of Trump calling for an investigation into Ann Selzer. She releases a new poll. "Americans that believe Trump can open a sandwich bag." We're still waiting on comments of the matter. Due to his poll being sent in a sandwich bag.
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Donald J Trump proposes his first executive order to change the title of cabinet members. To Junk Drawer picks. To lower expectations for nomination purposes.
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Biden is allowing Ukraine to use long-range missiles to hit targets in Russia. Trump sent AOL message warning Putin. Advising him to move Russia border farther inland. To keep assets safe.
November 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Ever climbing national debt and a shrinking labor force. A mandate of wanting to deport and restrict entry into our country will cause this problem to grow. Causing lower GDP. In a recession, the price of scrap metal drops. So i propose we scrap the Statue of Liberty while scrap prices are still up.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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When these guys are emboldened by the election results, it doesn’t reflect too well on your political party.
Today in Columbus, Ohio.
November 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM