Tom Powell
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Tom Powell
@waffles.fun
Computer booper. Possibly three small mammals in a trench coat. he/they
Why are cats?
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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War torn Portland (2025) 😞
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
does acab include icann?
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".

Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?
June 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This question will haunt me until the day i die.
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Fund Techaro and we'll put all the money into making catgirls real.*

*May involve trips to Lake Turkana to dig up monuments that change the fate of humanity and doom people to pocket dimensions, but there will be catgirls so who cares.
March 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
March 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows

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December 28, 2024 at 2:05 AM
three contenders:
- 2020, "lets get drinks in a park since everything's closed", person showed up after consuming 75% of a bottle of jack.
- 2018ish, amazon engineer who spent the whole time talking about how cool amazon deployments were.
- 2019ish: militant vegan. i ordered chicken.
What's the worst date that you've ever been on?
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
@support.bsky.team mobile previews on slack stopped showing the username / profile photo. I have no idea if this is a you bug or a slack bug.
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Koi fish always travel in packs. If attacked, the a, b, and c koi will scatter, leaving the d koi.
November 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This morning has been an exercise in "where did the cat puke up the mustard-gas derived chemo you're not supposed to touch without gloves".

Anyways she's doing okay all things considered.
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Someone seriously fucked up by not naming a mountain "sneak peak"
November 1, 2024 at 9:32 PM
@support.bsky.team small bug report, video posts seem to break context menus on iOS (video attached)

Long pressing something to copy text, the popup disappears but only on video posts.

While I'm here - I'd love to be able to add muted words directly from this context menu, this existed on Twitter
November 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Life right now.
October 20, 2024 at 9:17 PM
lol
September 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
apple music introduced me to 'repo: a genetic opera' this week.

the movie is a work of art, its an awful horror musical.
May 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I'm an adult.
March 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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January 9, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Hey look, follower spam. Welcome spambots! No I won't be subscribing to your onlyfans, go the fuck away.
November 6, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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@eodyne.bsky.social did not post this here, but he should have. It's too good.
September 9, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Breaking: Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released.
August 24, 2023 at 6:42 AM
"Replace the tub drain stopper" has been on my todo list since August 2020. It would be a shame to remove it now. Happy third birthday.
August 8, 2023 at 5:43 AM
I did the tourist thing the other day and took a photo of Seattle from the park everyone takes photos of Seattle from. I also got a photo of everyone taking photos.
July 19, 2023 at 11:21 PM