Fourteen equals x minus nine

Times the square root of three pi cosine

Divide by i seven

Add two times eleven

And x will be a prime integer of Eisenstein

I just did the math and if the Scramble for Africa guy was real he could produce about 379,825 cubic kilometers of sperm per ejaculation which is just enough to fill both the Red Sea and the Black Sea in one go

Why did NASA decide to fake the moon landing after wasting so much effort designing, building, and successfully launching a fuly functioning moon rocket? It probably would've been a lot easier to just actually go to the moon if you've already had like 99.9% of the work done. NASA is fucking stupid