I don't believe the Ancient Egyptians built the Pyramids. I think they faked it on a sound stage
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I don't believe the Ancient Egyptians built the Pyramids. I think they faked it on a sound stage
Do plants ever get mad that we keep sniffing their genitals without consent?
December 4, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Do plants ever get mad that we keep sniffing their genitals without consent?
Every time you look at some writing in a foreign language that uses a script you're not familiar with, it could be using a really silly font and you'd never know
December 4, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Every time you look at some writing in a foreign language that uses a script you're not familiar with, it could be using a really silly font and you'd never know
"I'm alive. Evil am I?" is a palindrome
"Oh, web or plan an anal probe. Who?" is also a palindrome
"Oh, web or plan an anal probe. Who?" is also a palindrome
December 3, 2024 at 11:16 PM
"I'm alive. Evil am I?" is a palindrome
"Oh, web or plan an anal probe. Who?" is also a palindrome
"Oh, web or plan an anal probe. Who?" is also a palindrome
Every day, I wake up and make the conscious decision to not try to start a cult. You're welcome
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Every day, I wake up and make the conscious decision to not try to start a cult. You're welcome
I don’t understand why nobody is impressed that I memorized every single country’s age of consent
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I don’t understand why nobody is impressed that I memorized every single country’s age of consent
Always remember to tent your thanksgiving food in aluminum foil when you’re done because that will protect it from the government
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Always remember to tent your thanksgiving food in aluminum foil when you’re done because that will protect it from the government
This app doesn’t have enough mentally ill people yet
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
This app doesn’t have enough mentally ill people yet
People who rub their genitals in loose change and then leave the coins on sidewalks so they can masturbate to the thought of random people picking up the coins later are bad people and need to stop
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
People who rub their genitals in loose change and then leave the coins on sidewalks so they can masturbate to the thought of random people picking up the coins later are bad people and need to stop
Fourteen equals x minus nine
Times the square root of three pi cosine
Divide by i seven
Add two times eleven
And x will be a prime integer of Eisenstein
Times the square root of three pi cosine
Divide by i seven
Add two times eleven
And x will be a prime integer of Eisenstein
November 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Fourteen equals x minus nine
Times the square root of three pi cosine
Divide by i seven
Add two times eleven
And x will be a prime integer of Eisenstein
Times the square root of three pi cosine
Divide by i seven
Add two times eleven
And x will be a prime integer of Eisenstein
Someone needs to start a zoo where visitors are allowed to poke the animals with a stick
November 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Someone needs to start a zoo where visitors are allowed to poke the animals with a stick
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Bluesky needs a drafts function so I can rapidfire stream of consciousness ideas in a dazed state after immediately waking up, and then look over them later to see if I had any bangers.
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Bluesky needs a drafts function so I can rapidfire stream of consciousness ideas in a dazed state after immediately waking up, and then look over them later to see if I had any bangers.
"hi, does fun grandfather benjamin kill us men for food" is an anagram for "oh, jeff goldblum and i eat human foreskins for dniner"
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 AM
"hi, does fun grandfather benjamin kill us men for food" is an anagram for "oh, jeff goldblum and i eat human foreskins for dniner"
I just did the math and if the Scramble for Africa guy was real he could produce about 379,825 cubic kilometers of sperm per ejaculation which is just enough to fill both the Red Sea and the Black Sea in one go
November 24, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I just did the math and if the Scramble for Africa guy was real he could produce about 379,825 cubic kilometers of sperm per ejaculation which is just enough to fill both the Red Sea and the Black Sea in one go
We need to get rid of the social norm where everyone is forced to pretend that they don’t want to watch Humanzee gladiatorial combat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanze...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanze...
Humanzee - Wikipedia
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November 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
We need to get rid of the social norm where everyone is forced to pretend that they don’t want to watch Humanzee gladiatorial combat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanze...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanze...
According to the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, if you have a steel box containing Erwin Schrödinger and a 12 year old girl…
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
According to the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, if you have a steel box containing Erwin Schrödinger and a 12 year old girl…
If you multiply two big enough numbers together you will vary likely be the first person to calculat that specific equation. I'm probobly the first person ever in human history to know that 2497569524750475 X 2456076464357264596 = 6134221727835600287562290451683100
November 24, 2024 at 9:53 AM
If you multiply two big enough numbers together you will vary likely be the first person to calculat that specific equation. I'm probobly the first person ever in human history to know that 2497569524750475 X 2456076464357264596 = 6134221727835600287562290451683100
Grass has everything that is needed to be reassembled into a cow but nobody knows how to do that, only cows do
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Grass has everything that is needed to be reassembled into a cow but nobody knows how to do that, only cows do
Santa knew that 9/11 was going to happen but he did't tell anyone
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Santa knew that 9/11 was going to happen but he did't tell anyone
Why cant you use a nail file on Your feet?
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Why cant you use a nail file on Your feet?
If you don't like the taste of meat but you eat it anyway because you just love the idea of animals being killd and tortured in factory farms, does that make you a bad person?
November 22, 2024 at 7:08 AM
If you don't like the taste of meat but you eat it anyway because you just love the idea of animals being killd and tortured in factory farms, does that make you a bad person?
The bubonic plague was olnly like 7 Jimmy Carters ago
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 AM
The bubonic plague was olnly like 7 Jimmy Carters ago
I would sell most of my fingers for not very much money
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I would sell most of my fingers for not very much money
I've always wanted to roll a giant boulder through a field full of babies and watch them pop like bubble rap but i'm not going to because unlike some people, I have a moral compass
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I've always wanted to roll a giant boulder through a field full of babies and watch them pop like bubble rap but i'm not going to because unlike some people, I have a moral compass
Why did NASA decide to fake the moon landing after wasting so much effort designing, building, and successfully launching a fuly functioning moon rocket? It probably would've been a lot easier to just actually go to the moon if you've already had like 99.9% of the work done. NASA is fucking stupid
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Why did NASA decide to fake the moon landing after wasting so much effort designing, building, and successfully launching a fuly functioning moon rocket? It probably would've been a lot easier to just actually go to the moon if you've already had like 99.9% of the work done. NASA is fucking stupid