Wabbajack
@wabbajack.bsky.social
There is a giant poisonous shell that is biting my head and injecting smart poisons into my brain that make me smarter
I had a dream where @tobyfox.undertale.com made an Enter The Gungeon mod. You played as a photorealistic dog who was a priest. I woke up at the choose your religion screen. One of the options was “Totalitarian Communist Dictatorship”
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I had a dream where @tobyfox.undertale.com made an Enter The Gungeon mod. You played as a photorealistic dog who was a priest. I woke up at the choose your religion screen. One of the options was “Totalitarian Communist Dictatorship”
I only fw robots that wanna kill themselves
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I only fw robots that wanna kill themselves
Guy who is really into Hans Christian Anderson
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guy who is really into Hans Christian Anderson
Striped overalls are probably the sluttiest thing a man can wear
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Striped overalls are probably the sluttiest thing a man can wear
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
I know Charlie Kirk’s death is topical right now but it’s important to remember Donald Trump is a pedophile who was best friends with Jeffery Epstien
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I know Charlie Kirk’s death is topical right now but it’s important to remember Donald Trump is a pedophile who was best friends with Jeffery Epstien
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guys we can do it if we try hard enough
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
guys we can do it if we try hard enough
When the Albion Penis Envy starts tasting like invade Finland
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
When the Albion Penis Envy starts tasting like invade Finland
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Disco Elysium (1994)
July 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Disco Elysium (1994)
Wanna be a detective and solve mysteries so bad but there’s no way to do that without being a pig
July 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wanna be a detective and solve mysteries so bad but there’s no way to do that without being a pig
Babywipes are lowkey goated in situations where having a clean butthole is the vibe
June 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Babywipes are lowkey goated in situations where having a clean butthole is the vibe
If wizards were real they would NOT be old guys with long grey beards they would be women with coke addictions
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If wizards were real they would NOT be old guys with long grey beards they would be women with coke addictions
I thought traditionally people came back on Easter for them
April 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I thought traditionally people came back on Easter for them
The fact that “Kid gave Law his backstory because he needed it more” isn’t even a joke and is actually what happened is hilarious
April 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The fact that “Kid gave Law his backstory because he needed it more” isn’t even a joke and is actually what happened is hilarious
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Downfall of the American empire before GTA 6
April 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Downfall of the American empire before GTA 6
Trying the say whatever you’re thinking strat but keep committing faux pas
April 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Trying the say whatever you’re thinking strat but keep committing faux pas
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Years later I finally understand the joke. Chicken jockey = Dickin' cockey
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Years later I finally understand the joke. Chicken jockey = Dickin' cockey
Trying to find art of a fat cat smoking a cigar but google images is all AI now :(
April 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trying to find art of a fat cat smoking a cigar but google images is all AI now :(
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(Laughing boldly while drawing my sword) handsome warriors you lot. I bet you’ve had tons of sex. A distinct lack of pussy in my life has made my devotion to the blade complete. “Cum” then, as you do. I’ll put an end to this quickly.
(Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)
(Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)
March 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
(Laughing boldly while drawing my sword) handsome warriors you lot. I bet you’ve had tons of sex. A distinct lack of pussy in my life has made my devotion to the blade complete. “Cum” then, as you do. I’ll put an end to this quickly.
(Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)
(Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)
Been thinking about getting really into lemonade
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Been thinking about getting really into lemonade
I like frank zappa because I learn a lot of new words from listening to him and only half of them are real
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I like frank zappa because I learn a lot of new words from listening to him and only half of them are real
Game like a sigma 😎 sleep like an alpha 🛌😴
February 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Game like a sigma 😎 sleep like an alpha 🛌😴
Mark Zuckerberg is so guy talking at woman and getting ignored core
February 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mark Zuckerberg is so guy talking at woman and getting ignored core