UH, YEAH, CAN I GET A FUCKIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Apprentice: "Ive done it! I've finally found and summoned my familiar!"

The familiar in question:

This is why we never have nice things.

When you fight your apprentice and they use spells you never taught them

When you cast strength on a skeleton

Someone let Wizard Craig make the below post to this account. If you see him in the halls feel free to cast testiculus rotaticus on him.

Preparing for the guilds next meeting:

Congrats to the winner of todays big brew off, Sorcerer Deus, for brewing a tincture that turns people into ☀☁☌☍☓☂☌ ☁☑☀☖☝☂☑☓★☒. You can get your shape of unimaginable geometry at the artifact chamber.

If you are missing a small red dragon named "Lil BeeBee" it was found in the knowledge hall eating candles. You can pick him up at the guild building lobby. Hurry please. Theres already been 17 fires and Im not sure how many more freeze spells I can do.

Grand Master wizard wanted me to say that if anyone shows up to the next mana gathering without a cloak, they will be forced to wear this.

Imagine being a paladin lmao