W1ZARDS GU1LD
@w1zardsgu1ld.bsky.social
A guild that has existed for a millenia that continues to be whimsical. We cast spells, brew elixirs, warp matter, etc. Novices are not allowed.
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W1ZARDS GU1LD
@w1zardsgu1ld.bsky.social
· Nov 19
To the knights of this kingdom,
I cast fuck you.
-W1ZARDS GU1LD
I cast fuck you.
-W1ZARDS GU1LD
What is this spell for 「cool beans」, and where can we learn it?
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What is this spell for 「cool beans」, and where can we learn it?
UH, YEAH, CAN I GET A FUCKIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
UH, YEAH, CAN I GET A FUCKIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The guild has decided to cast "chill out" on the entire globe.
January 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The guild has decided to cast "chill out" on the entire globe.
Apprentice: "Ive done it! I've finally found and summoned my familiar!"
The familiar in question:
The familiar in question:
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Apprentice: "Ive done it! I've finally found and summoned my familiar!"
The familiar in question:
The familiar in question:
This is why we never have nice things.
January 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is why we never have nice things.
Good news, Warlock Balzinmooth was able to find the guild password after an imp got in and changed the email. The imp is now having it's conscious mind swapped with it's unconscious mind.
January 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Good news, Warlock Balzinmooth was able to find the guild password after an imp got in and changed the email. The imp is now having it's conscious mind swapped with it's unconscious mind.
Grand Master Wizard says that whoever can cast a spell to regenerate his left ball will get to watch cartoons tonight.
December 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Grand Master Wizard says that whoever can cast a spell to regenerate his left ball will get to watch cartoons tonight.
Reposted by W1ZARDS GU1LD
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
While the casting arena is under renovation, please stop casting explosion on the burial grounds. The ghouls have been sending noise complaints.
While the casting arena is under renovation, please stop casting explosion on the burial grounds. The ghouls have been sending noise complaints.
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
While the casting arena is under renovation, please stop casting explosion on the burial grounds. The ghouls have been sending noise complaints.
While the casting arena is under renovation, please stop casting explosion on the burial grounds. The ghouls have been sending noise complaints.
These silly ass adventurers and their fire starters. Just learn to cast ignite, you fool.
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
These silly ass adventurers and their fire starters. Just learn to cast ignite, you fool.
When the apprentice finally figures out the spell for "enlarge"
a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
ALT: a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
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November 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
When the apprentice finally figures out the spell for "enlarge"
The guild has unanimously come to the conclusion that interclass magic is hot.
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 PM
The guild has unanimously come to the conclusion that interclass magic is hot.
When you fight your apprentice and they use spells you never taught them
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
When you fight your apprentice and they use spells you never taught them
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
The annual spell off doth approacheth. Please be sure to remember that spells that cause invisibility, radiation AOE, sending an extinction meteor to the planet and erotic magic are all banned.
The annual spell off doth approacheth. Please be sure to remember that spells that cause invisibility, radiation AOE, sending an extinction meteor to the planet and erotic magic are all banned.
November 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
The annual spell off doth approacheth. Please be sure to remember that spells that cause invisibility, radiation AOE, sending an extinction meteor to the planet and erotic magic are all banned.
The annual spell off doth approacheth. Please be sure to remember that spells that cause invisibility, radiation AOE, sending an extinction meteor to the planet and erotic magic are all banned.
JOIN WIZARDS GUILD OR WE WILL CAST SHRINK ON YOUR PEENITZ
November 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
JOIN WIZARDS GUILD OR WE WILL CAST SHRINK ON YOUR PEENITZ
When you cast strength on a skeleton
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 PM
When you cast strength on a skeleton
Pyromancer Tazaaract was caught stealing in the living quarters. If you see him be sure to cast spell of great shame on his sorry ass.
November 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Pyromancer Tazaaract was caught stealing in the living quarters. If you see him be sure to cast spell of great shame on his sorry ass.
The guild will be getting a new shipment of ingredients for 100 gallons of morning elixir. Please don't drink it all in one day, again...
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
The guild will be getting a new shipment of ingredients for 100 gallons of morning elixir. Please don't drink it all in one day, again...
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
The potion room has exploded for unknown reasons. Whilst we try to find the root of the explosion, we warn you, DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE SLIME. It is alive, and yearns to feed upon flesh. It already took Gareth's right arm.
The potion room has exploded for unknown reasons. Whilst we try to find the root of the explosion, we warn you, DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE SLIME. It is alive, and yearns to feed upon flesh. It already took Gareth's right arm.
November 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
The potion room has exploded for unknown reasons. Whilst we try to find the root of the explosion, we warn you, DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE SLIME. It is alive, and yearns to feed upon flesh. It already took Gareth's right arm.
The potion room has exploded for unknown reasons. Whilst we try to find the root of the explosion, we warn you, DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE SLIME. It is alive, and yearns to feed upon flesh. It already took Gareth's right arm.
We've been getting complaints that one of our members has been spying on the local Witch bath house. We aren't mad. We just want to know why. And how did you get in. And where's the best spot to view from. Please?
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
We've been getting complaints that one of our members has been spying on the local Witch bath house. We aren't mad. We just want to know why. And how did you get in. And where's the best spot to view from. Please?
Someone let Wizard Craig make the below post to this account. If you see him in the halls feel free to cast testiculus rotaticus on him.
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Someone let Wizard Craig make the below post to this account. If you see him in the halls feel free to cast testiculus rotaticus on him.
Knights will always be like: "I will defeat any foe for my king/queen with this sword entrusted to me, no matter how powerful!" Then die 5 minutes later to a fucking basic shock spell.
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Knights will always be like: "I will defeat any foe for my king/queen with this sword entrusted to me, no matter how powerful!" Then die 5 minutes later to a fucking basic shock spell.
Preparing for the guilds next meeting:
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Preparing for the guilds next meeting:
Congrats to the winner of todays big brew off, Sorcerer Deus, for brewing a tincture that turns people into ☀☁☌☍☓☂☌ ☁☑☀☖☝☂☑☓★☒. You can get your shape of unimaginable geometry at the artifact chamber.
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Congrats to the winner of todays big brew off, Sorcerer Deus, for brewing a tincture that turns people into ☀☁☌☍☓☂☌ ☁☑☀☖☝☂☑☓★☒. You can get your shape of unimaginable geometry at the artifact chamber.