As someone who immediately adopted the Jeb Bush "please clap" tag to my linguistic toolbox, I don't appreciate these Johnny come latelys using it now ten years later.
You're either too late or too young. This is mine. Mine!
Um, please DON'T clap.
You're either too late or too young. This is mine. Mine!
Um, please DON'T clap.
April 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As someone who immediately adopted the Jeb Bush "please clap" tag to my linguistic toolbox, I don't appreciate these Johnny come latelys using it now ten years later.
You're either too late or too young. This is mine. Mine!
Um, please DON'T clap.
You're either too late or too young. This is mine. Mine!
Um, please DON'T clap.
Turns out, I'm PAYING for this shit!
March 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Turns out, I'm PAYING for this shit!
How odd is it that holmes pulls up in a taxi? When security drives him up to the house, the cars up there are all limos and luxury vehicles.
The good doctor goes all out to get the right outfit, yet steps on a landmine as soon as he arrives on site.
So good.
The good doctor goes all out to get the right outfit, yet steps on a landmine as soon as he arrives on site.
So good.
February 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How odd is it that holmes pulls up in a taxi? When security drives him up to the house, the cars up there are all limos and luxury vehicles.
The good doctor goes all out to get the right outfit, yet steps on a landmine as soon as he arrives on site.
So good.
The good doctor goes all out to get the right outfit, yet steps on a landmine as soon as he arrives on site.
So good.
Eyes Wide Shut is hilarious. Mostly because Tom Cruise's Bill is a naive dumbass.
Favorite bit is when he arrives at the secret society sex party in a fukin CAB and gets immediately caught.
He pulls up, has a convo with the driver, and security is staring at them the entire time, center frame. 😆😆😆
Favorite bit is when he arrives at the secret society sex party in a fukin CAB and gets immediately caught.
He pulls up, has a convo with the driver, and security is staring at them the entire time, center frame. 😆😆😆
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Eyes Wide Shut is hilarious. Mostly because Tom Cruise's Bill is a naive dumbass.
Favorite bit is when he arrives at the secret society sex party in a fukin CAB and gets immediately caught.
He pulls up, has a convo with the driver, and security is staring at them the entire time, center frame. 😆😆😆
Favorite bit is when he arrives at the secret society sex party in a fukin CAB and gets immediately caught.
He pulls up, has a convo with the driver, and security is staring at them the entire time, center frame. 😆😆😆
Actually not surprising in the least, given the current executive branch situation.
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Actually not surprising in the least, given the current executive branch situation.
I've had this note to "calk [sic] outside pipe" for more than three years. I have not caulked the outside pipe.
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I've had this note to "calk [sic] outside pipe" for more than three years. I have not caulked the outside pipe.
It's important to remember shit like this didn't happen before Trump. Where people just tell very clearly obvious lies at the highest levels of authority.
To you and me, it's funny that someone would believe an invoice would be drafted to "do crime," but lots of people will believe this.
To you and me, it's funny that someone would believe an invoice would be drafted to "do crime," but lots of people will believe this.
February 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's important to remember shit like this didn't happen before Trump. Where people just tell very clearly obvious lies at the highest levels of authority.
To you and me, it's funny that someone would believe an invoice would be drafted to "do crime," but lots of people will believe this.
To you and me, it's funny that someone would believe an invoice would be drafted to "do crime," but lots of people will believe this.
Never lose sight of how truly dumb it is to elect this person as president of your country.
I say this with love in my heart.
I say this with love in my heart.
February 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Never lose sight of how truly dumb it is to elect this person as president of your country.
I say this with love in my heart.
I say this with love in my heart.
Also including photo of my 101 points and 42 blocks I just racked up with Grant Hill in NBA Jam. This will cure you.
February 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Also including photo of my 101 points and 42 blocks I just racked up with Grant Hill in NBA Jam. This will cure you.
Turn up it's Friday night you know how we do!
(Score 101 points with 42 blocks in NBA Jam played on handheld Chinese emulator while listening to Moog music with my dog passed out next to me)
(Score 101 points with 42 blocks in NBA Jam played on handheld Chinese emulator while listening to Moog music with my dog passed out next to me)
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Turn up it's Friday night you know how we do!
(Score 101 points with 42 blocks in NBA Jam played on handheld Chinese emulator while listening to Moog music with my dog passed out next to me)
(Score 101 points with 42 blocks in NBA Jam played on handheld Chinese emulator while listening to Moog music with my dog passed out next to me)
Can someone explain how What A Day isn't in Nonpoint's top 5. Very clearly their best song?
February 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can someone explain how What A Day isn't in Nonpoint's top 5. Very clearly their best song?
Discover Weekly realized after last week's shenanigans I needed some legitimate Real World exposure.
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Discover Weekly realized after last week's shenanigans I needed some legitimate Real World exposure.
Went to the barber and told him to give me that '89 Henley 😮💨
February 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Went to the barber and told him to give me that '89 Henley 😮💨
Another one that feels like a future bust...
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Another one that feels like a future bust...
How I feel when yet another clown gets mercilessly dunked on during their confirmation hearing.
January 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
How I feel when yet another clown gets mercilessly dunked on during their confirmation hearing.
These guys are how tens of thousands of people connect to sports. I feel like we're all just grown babies. What happened?
January 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
These guys are how tens of thousands of people connect to sports. I feel like we're all just grown babies. What happened?
Forget the climate. How have we as a society so quickly and easily destroyed the coolness of smoking 𝘢𝘯𝘥 gambling?!
January 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Forget the climate. How have we as a society so quickly and easily destroyed the coolness of smoking 𝘢𝘯𝘥 gambling?!
Hate when tv shows change their theme songs. The best Full House intro will always be season 1.
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hate when tv shows change their theme songs. The best Full House intro will always be season 1.
Damn fine cup of coffee.
(and cold!)
(and cold!)
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Damn fine cup of coffee.
(and cold!)
(and cold!)
My dog wakes me up every morning by trying to regurgitate on my face at 5AM.
January 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My dog wakes me up every morning by trying to regurgitate on my face at 5AM.
Whoa! Don't look now, but I'm posting again on Bluesky. This account is on fire!
Engage with your favorite all-time Bluesky moment.
I'll go first: George Waldo Bluesky breaks ground at the Bluesky Home for Terminally Friendless Youth in 1912
Engage with your favorite all-time Bluesky moment.
I'll go first: George Waldo Bluesky breaks ground at the Bluesky Home for Terminally Friendless Youth in 1912
January 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Whoa! Don't look now, but I'm posting again on Bluesky. This account is on fire!
Engage with your favorite all-time Bluesky moment.
I'll go first: George Waldo Bluesky breaks ground at the Bluesky Home for Terminally Friendless Youth in 1912
Engage with your favorite all-time Bluesky moment.
I'll go first: George Waldo Bluesky breaks ground at the Bluesky Home for Terminally Friendless Youth in 1912