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she/her denver
i want tiramisu at all hours of the day
January 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
returning to a longer form media after the ban
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Multimillionaire CEO marking themselves “safe” on Facebook
December 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
monopoly money?! i’m so fcuking obsessed
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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i personally love when the largest police force in the world has to crowdsource their job
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
ww3 during late stage capitalism might pop off, we’ll see though
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
are daylists the new co-star
December 3, 2024 at 9:11 PM
condemned to the purgatory that is laundry and dishes
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
i come here when i need to yell into the void rather than annoy my bf and friends
November 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
the prospect of feeding myself today was not looking good but then i figured out i wanted scallion pancakes so i’ll be ok
November 25, 2024 at 6:03 PM
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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waking and baking is the modern equivalent of rescuing a sleeping princess from a high tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon in medieval times send skeet
November 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Since Chicago’s Police Department agreed to court oversight in 2019, it has complied with just 9% of requirements.

Barring dramatic improvement, the city will have no choice but to add hundreds of millions of dollars to its budgets in years to come.

Via @wttw.bsky.social and ProPublica
In Five Years, Chicago Has Barely Made Progress on Its Court-Ordered Police Reforms. Here’s Why.
Chicago police agreed to judicial oversight in 2019. Since then, a series of mayors and police chiefs let efforts languish and no one in a position of oversight has pushed forcefully to keep the proce...
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November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
giraffes are endangered now, i am upset
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
i want a lizard so bad
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
sharks, if you give me 10 million dollars i will give you a kiss
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 AM
sharks, the offer is 5 million dollars for a 0% stake in a summer camp property for my friends
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
sharks, i’m just asking for one million dollars and in exchange you will never hear from me again
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 AM