You take that back.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I'm glad someone finally had the courage to say it.

Yes.

Don't you count on it, Jo; we're within a whisper of that coming back in, on a wave of Masculine Resurgence and Trad-Homesteader gumph.

Oh those two have a podcast. It's about the sad state of the English waterways and it's f-ing turgid as hell.

Ah, sorry to hear that! I got the impression that different farms in the UK have the 'national collection' of different fruits, which I assume they got by just planting loads of trees and having more than anyone else, but really I've no idea how it works! It's a wonderful thing to commit a life to.

Yeees

But also nooo

Any kid who can successfully pretend to drown at the table needs an agent immediately.

And I've just remembered I've got one in my bag! This coach journey just gets better and better.

My grandfather has a whole load of apple trees in his garden, huge crops, all different, and we've no idea what any of them are.

I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)

In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.

Sincere condolences.