Vurrence
@vurrence.bsky.social
@Verrence@jorts.horse on mastodon
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
HE’LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
HE’LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
HE’LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
HE’LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
Then Susan’s lurid description of the conception of her child saves the company and everyone cheers.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Then Susan’s lurid description of the conception of her child saves the company and everyone cheers.
Susan: It’s still dripping out of me as we speak.
CFO: Can someone mute Susan? We’re in a meeting with customers here. I don’t think Intel wants to hear about this.
Intel representative: …Actually I’d like to hear more, to be honest.
CFO: Can someone mute Susan? We’re in a meeting with customers here. I don’t think Intel wants to hear about this.
Intel representative: …Actually I’d like to hear more, to be honest.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Susan: It’s still dripping out of me as we speak.
CFO: Can someone mute Susan? We’re in a meeting with customers here. I don’t think Intel wants to hear about this.
Intel representative: …Actually I’d like to hear more, to be honest.
CFO: Can someone mute Susan? We’re in a meeting with customers here. I don’t think Intel wants to hear about this.
Intel representative: …Actually I’d like to hear more, to be honest.
What about your tush notifications?
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What about your tush notifications?
The cool thing about wood chippers is that there’s alway more room in them for more.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The cool thing about wood chippers is that there’s alway more room in them for more.
Why even make a ball pit if it’s not for fuckin in?
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why even make a ball pit if it’s not for fuckin in?
Gotta say I’m disappointed.
I love centaurs.
I love centaurs.
a woman dressed as a centaur is holding a pair of tweezers
ALT: a woman dressed as a centaur is holding a pair of tweezers
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Gotta say I’m disappointed.
I love centaurs.
I love centaurs.
Emma’s urn:
a white toilet with a pink towel in the bowl
ALT: a white toilet with a pink towel in the bowl
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Emma’s urn:
Hey, I got my main permabanned for telling the CEO of Bluesky that she should eat a waffle topped with human feces.
If anything I’m way MORE based now! 😤
If anything I’m way MORE based now! 😤
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey, I got my main permabanned for telling the CEO of Bluesky that she should eat a waffle topped with human feces.
If anything I’m way MORE based now! 😤
If anything I’m way MORE based now! 😤
Mine was obscure_reference@hotmail.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mine was obscure_reference@hotmail.com
Unless…
MORE-issey?
That would definitely be worse.
MORE-issey?
That would definitely be worse.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Unless…
MORE-issey?
That would definitely be worse.
MORE-issey?
That would definitely be worse.
Seriously though, it will require at least $140,000 of reconstructive surgery. 😞
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Seriously though, it will require at least $140,000 of reconstructive surgery. 😞
So she lights her farts then? 🔥
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So she lights her farts then? 🔥
At 10,001 likes we’ll start a crowdfunding campaign to help pay for the medical bills
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
At 10,001 likes we’ll start a crowdfunding campaign to help pay for the medical bills
Susan: I had unprotected sex and got a huge load of hot cum shot into my pussy.
HR: This is not appropriate communication for the workplace, Susan.
HR: This is not appropriate communication for the workplace, Susan.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Susan: I had unprotected sex and got a huge load of hot cum shot into my pussy.
HR: This is not appropriate communication for the workplace, Susan.
HR: This is not appropriate communication for the workplace, Susan.
Morrissey
(There is no way to make him less appealing.)
(There is no way to make him less appealing.)
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Morrissey
(There is no way to make him less appealing.)
(There is no way to make him less appealing.)
Well, okay, but it has to be through the hole in the sheet.
Hole in the sheet
YouTube video by Anthony B
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well, okay, but it has to be through the hole in the sheet.