A man with his swine-like features really shouldn’t be slinging around the word piggy as an insult. I hope he’s greeted with pig chants and choruses of sooooo-EEEEE HERE PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG

It’s only the brown boys that are adults. White boys are boys well into their 30s. Evidence: young republicans leadership Nazis being dismissed as kids.

You’ve reminded me that I bought bougie marshmallows recently but have nothing to float them in for I am similarly bereft of cocoa.

I’ve never met someone who called themselves pro-life who wasn’t also pro-death penalty so I guess the concept of “basic human rights” is pretty flexible. Only god can decide who lives and dies. Unless, you know, we want to.

My favorite game when I’m there is “can I afford this neighborhood and would I want to?” I think a big sticking point for people is transit. If you can’t see a lack of car as liberating, NYC may not be your jam.

“God laid it on my heart to do that thing I wanted to do anyway.”

“I must be right because god blessed me with all of this” or “I must be right or else the demons wouldn’t fight me so hard to prevent my desires.” Either way, the universe confirms it all.

I find it on-brand for that tub of performative working-class masculinity to behave as though he were a 1970s steelworker who would rather die than admit weakness.

Let’s pretend I used a robot to draw a scene where Megyn (R.) Kelly lets Epstein drive her kid home because there might be a bear in the woods.

It’s because no one will sell him perogis. I suspect he also struggles finding vendors for empanadas, falafel, lobster rolls, whatever. And I love that for him.

LBJ is said to have hung major dong and I’d be into verifying that. Some tasteful full body b&ws of Hayes wouldn’t hurt my feelings.

Every woman knows how lots of men are with teenaged girls. All of us have experienced it. And most of us have watched our mothers, sisters, pastors, and social workers defend the men.

Remember, Monica Lewinsky was blamed for the president’s insatiable need to flirt with younger women.

Quit what? Everything. Jobs, sports, social groups. When the man steps out of line, the girl bears the weight. And it doesn’t matter what you wear. If it’s aimed to play down any attractiveness and femininity, creeper man just tells us what we need to do to be prettier for him.