where r all the crazies

called the suicide hotline they said damn id just do it

Netflix will pay for not letting ppl password share anymore mark my words they will rue the day

where are the ads i miss the ads

asking to leave work early bc im feeling homicidal

im a lesbian but women don’t like me so im destined to be with a man in a loveless marriage where we sleep in separate beds so i dont have to be alone for the rest of my life

everyone is talking ab circle jerks we’re actually ab to have one in our old apartment one last time if u wanna come on down

[at a circle jerk] one of you will betray me

i wanna try something

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background