If you want to be assured you're getting the real deal, you can check out Knit with Purpose and Cheryl's Trading Post. Both are indigenous-owned and -led operations with indigenous knitters.

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I've used dryer sheets to get my hair to stay down! I'd just kind of rub it over the top of my hair and it would stay down.

Alternatively, if a ponytail starts to get annoying, you could also do a bun or clip it with a claw clip?

Bread. If the other stuff sucks you can just eat the bread. If the bread sucks, you can eat Toppings Soup.