do you ever think about how the good fight wrote and shot an entire episode of television that ended up being about jeffrey epstein's dismembered, cryogenically frozen penis, and because it aired in 2020 it actually felt kind of like a weird form closure at the time

Truly, the day you swear a vow of eternal enmity on the participants of NYC Santacon is the day you become a real New Yorker

listen, a lot of catholic traditions are bullshit but "read a bunch of old myths and historical accounts and then pick somebody with the coolest name and/or origin story and make people call you by that name for at least a day" is definitely one of the better ones

listen not to toot my own horn here but "get out of here you fuckin' lunch box" feels like a very biting and fresh insult with a lot of possibilities

fucking zaslav got on this earnings call and said "we're so excited that we successfully rebooted the dc franchise and put out so many new original movies and we're gonna follow all of that up with GREMLINS 3"

and then she asked us if we even knew why he was famous and I confidently shot back that he unified Italy, and she got even madder and her lavender painted on eyebrows furrowed and she disappeared into the night and she’s probably dead now (unless she is a VAMPIRE)