Got a massage gun recently and I already love that thing more than life itself

I am physically passing away

Running in the morning is kind of dope, I feel hella chill at work now 🥰

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

Therapy is expensive but writing a fic to work through your feelings is free

I've been so tired and irritable lately that I've been annoying the fuck out of myself??

I love Spotify wrapped time! It's so exciting to see what everyone's been listening to

math problem numbers of cheese

Sometimes when I'm out of the house, I'll get horribly emotional thinking about how much I miss my cat and want to go home and pet him 🥺😭

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Evening Snack anyone ?

I don't really give a fuck about Thanksgiving as a holiday, but I do love the excuse to remind everyone who spent the year forgetting that I'm a literal god at baking. Nothing is better for my ego than being begged to bring my pumpkin rolls or bread or cookies to several dinners.

There's something so satisfying about chopping vegetables 🥰

I love red bull, but forget that immediately after drinking one. It's a pleasant surprise every time!